[Archive] Dark Elves, the gender-friendly army?

wallacer:

i could get a pic if you like:)

Godbob and his jolly rogers
That's alright, I believe you ;)

Hrothgar Goldgreed:

I wonder if Dwarven women fight on the battlefield (or tunnels)?
There is only a single Dwarf female figure, Queen Helga.
I don't think Rackham counts, Gaixo ;)

Furthermore, there are no mentions (as far as I can remember) of Dwarf females (except for some background perhaps, still don't think so) in Dwarven Armybooks over the years. According to Black Library though, Dwarfs have 'Priesteresses of Grungi' or something, all female. I don't think they fight though. There's also one of these priesteresses (dunno, believe one with a high rank or something) fighting along with male Dwarfs in Oathbreaker, although she was hidden half of the story and the other Dwarfs were amazed when it came out 'he' was a 'she'.

Anyway, that means Elves are besides threacherous and treehuggin', also let their women fight in battle. Confirms that they're ga.y!

Kera foehunter:

well yea !!! all dwarves are amazed by good looking females that can kick but!!!

thanks Hrothgar Goldgreed for the story

Willmark:

I’d think honor would say no for dwarf females. Basically the male dwarfs would get their beards in knots if dwarven females fought, just my NSHO

Kera foehunter:

Back to topic

maybe why the elves have so many female

maybe they kill the male at birth for a sacrfice???

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

Anyway, that means Elves are besides threacherous and treehuggin', also let their women fight in battle. Confirms that they're ga.y!

Hrothgar Goldgreed
sat that to DE players face :P

two_heads_talking:

I say that to every Dark Elf player I face… I also mention that all elves are genderbenders… it’s a queer army… that’s all…

Hrothgar Goldgreed:

Well ofcourse Godbob! One of the wisest Dwarf sayings is ‘Never trust an elf’!

:stuck_out_tongue:

Kera foehunter:

ummmmmm you guys are soo bad !!!

Filipicusius:

Because hrothgars wonderful choice of words, the inquisition has now removet the heresy mark :slight_smile:

Doogle:

Anyway, that means Elves are besides threacherous and treehuggin', also let their women fight in battle. Confirms that they're ga.y!

Hrothgar Goldgreed
sat that to DE players face :P


Godbob and his jolly rogers
Aha, I say that to every single elf player I meet, and 3 of my most often opponents are High Elves, Wood Elves, and Dark Elves.
Alas, those wytches tear my army apart :mad

Kera foehunter:

Well i don’t like the elves Becase they drink fruity drinks!!!

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

I say that to every Dark Elf player I face.. I also mention that all elves are genderbenders.. it's a queer army.. that's all..

two_heads_talking
Well ofcourse Godbob! One of the wisest Dwarf sayings is 'Never trust an elf'!
:P

Hrothgar Goldgreed
Anyway, that means Elves are besides threacherous and treehuggin', also let their women fight in battle. Confirms that they're ga.y!

Hrothgar Goldgreed
Aha, I say that to every single elf player I meet, and 3 of my most often opponents are High Elves, Wood Elves, and Dark Elves.
Alas, those wytches tear my army apart :mad

Doogle
Well i don't like the elves Becase they drink fruity drinks!!!

Kera foehunter
:o

Kera foehunter:

if you like here another for your list!! how do you know what elf to pick up in the bar they both look the same tall ,blond hair and built like a man!! lol

see the problem !!!at least the dwarves have beards

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

if only i could log onto druchii.net (they won’t except my email address) i would report you to the DE arthoritys:P

Kera foehunter:

lol what your e-mail godbob

god_ bob @ wagggguh .com