Admiral:
Dere Iz Eight Wayz Ta Stick An Orc
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah one.
Nick a spade an’ dig a pit,
give dat pit a pointy stick,
shove an orc into da pit,
an’ then dere’s seven more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah two.
Nick a bow an’ sneaky spot,
bait wiv korpsez dat’z still hot,
wait fer orc an’ get ‘im shot,
an’ then dere is six more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah three.
Nick a chucka wiv a spear,
stick da orcses dat appear,
at barbeque you eat da ear,
an’ then dere is five more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah four.
Nick a pole an’ dig a hole,
bait wiv ratses and ol’ sole,
zee boar throw orc on da pole,
an’ then dere is four more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah five.
Nick a blade an’ hide in loo,
when da orc make numbah two,
get dat blade an’ drive ‘im through,
an’ then dere is three more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and 'ere iz numbah six.
Nick his choppa in da night,
orc get smashy, start a fight,
stick 'im in ‘is back alright,
an’ then dere’s two more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah seven.
Nick a spear an’ wolfy dog,
‘unt orc right down inna bog,
stick ‘im kornered like a hog,
an’ then dere’s one more.
Dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
stick an orc,
stick an orc,
dere iz eight wayz ta stick an orc,
and ‘ere iz numbah eight.
Nick a knife an’ hide in hay,
when boy look da uvver way,
stick ‘im hard an’ startta flay,
an’ then dere iz eight more!
- Hobgoblin camp song
