[Archive] Everyones a John?!

Old Painless:

I have been thinking about this for some time…

Everyone in action films seems to be called John!

John Rambo - First Blood

John Connor - Terminator

John McClane - Die Hard

John Matrix - Commando

John Spartan - Demolition Man

How many more can we come up with?

Baggronor:

Even I’m called John. Must be an awesomeness thing :slight_smile:

Zanko:

One of my first names is “Hans” and that means “John” in English! :wink:

Yeah I’m famous! :cheers

:hashut

Warhammerman:

John Wayne, a character from a bunch of badass western movies.

Filipicusius:

“And from now on, all toilets shall be known as…

John’s”

Bassman:

Hey, my name in English is James, like James Bond and everybody know James Bond is not only famous to be a secret agent… he has another great skill :wink:

Warhammerman:

Hey, my name in English is James, like James Bond and everybody know James Bond is not only famous to be a secret agent.... he has another great skill ;)

Bassman
It is common knowledge that James Bond's other great skill is:

[size=xx-large]GETTING CAPTURED AND SHOT AT! ;)[/size]

Joshmohr:

Spartan 117- John.

Good question…

Warhammerman:

Spartan 117- John.

Good question..

Joshmohr
Yeah, who could forget about the Master Chief. He is the best there is, next to Marcus Fenix of course.

Willmark:

"And from now on, all toilets shall be known as...

John's"

Filipicusius
"Make him part of the tour".

Khunag:

It’s all because badass guys are simple and go straight to the point, they don’t look for the door when they want to go inside a library (which obviously contains some secret documents and whatnot). They can’t have names like Fitzgerald they need names like John, Jack, Nick, Bob, Butch and so on.

I probably can’t be a tough guy since my first name is 7 and surname 10 letters long :stuck_out_tongue:

…I’m also semi-drunk, so disregard this post.

Kera foehunter:

Well im not a john !! but what about John Delorien

as the main guy on scrubs a doctor tv show

Hazkar:

and little john from robin hood

and johnny blaze from ghost rider

Pyro Stick:

Now i understand that joke from Family Guy lol. In the episode Brian Does Hollywood he is talking to a waiter about a guy whos script was bought by holloywood and the main characters name was John Everybody.

Hazkar:

oh,pyro youre right…now it makes sense…