Obsidian Muse:
Hello one and all,
I’ve always sucked at Warhammer. Granted, I like to think I have some skill at conversions, but when it comes to painting miniatures or just playing the game, I’m terrible. And I’ve had enough of it.
The purpose of this armyblog, and a Wordpress blog called Growing The Warhammer Beard, is to point a gun at my head to actually start an army (hopefully several, but one step at a time) and to get some feedback on assembling, painting and gaming. The Wordpress site will also feature some of my musings on the hobby and the grim world of perilous adventure that is Warhammer.
But you’re here to read about armies, so let’s start with the miniatures who I’ve recently painted, namely Team Mutant.
No, that�?Ts not a pun on how badly my miniatures are painted. My miniatures are badly painted, but the name �?~Team Mutant�?T comes from the 2012 Brush Slave League. Those who participate are encouraged to enter a new team (three painted humanoid miniatures) every month. While I intend to build a Chaos Dwarf army, it has been over two years since I last attended a hobby table. As such it seemed like a good idea to use some guinea pigs for my rusty painting skills. Enter Team Mutant!
These two Mutants and the promoted Beastmen hero �?~Billy Goat�?T were the only competent members of my Possessed warband, back when I played Mordheim. What I like about Mordheim, Warhammer Skirmish and basically every kind of Warhammer warband is that I find it a great way to start a regiment from a few models. You need to look closely at what you�?Tre putting together, but if you play your cards right the members of a warband can also form up into the command and rank and file of a regiment.
But right now the subject is the bad paintjobs on these miniatures who served me so well during Mordheim battles. Granted, with two years of neglecting the paint brush and only the nine paint pots from the Hobby Starter Set they were doomed from the start, but I believe you can only learn from your mistakes if you admit them. I�?Tm already planning to buy some more paints and painting tools to make sure my next attempt at giving my miniatures some color goes smoother. Right now I have two questions which I would like to be answered. First of all, with the paints Blood Red and Sunburst Yellow I could still see the Chaos Black undercoat even after three coats. I have no idea if this is normal or not. Secondly, I had trouble steadying my hand during painting, resulting in some frustrating botches. I presume that more people have this problem, and I welcome every advice on how to rectify this in further painting attempts.

