[Archive] If You Were A Chaos Dwarf

Pyro Stick:

If you were a Chaos Dwarf what would you like to be? A normal Warrior? A Blunderbussier? A Bull Centaur? A CD from the Marauder Range? The Master of Madness? Taurus/Lamassu? Warmachine Crew? I tried to cover everything in the poll but if its not there then just post it. I never added hobgoblins but if thats what you really wanted to be then say. The only hobgoblin worth being is a Sneaky Git though. Or maybe Ishkur’s Golden Hat Hobgoblin.

Kera foehunter:

I be a blunderbussier. There is nothing like blackpower and the great boom after it is fired.

To hear the dieing cry out in such pain.

Pyro Stick:

blunderbussier:Ha! I just killed you with spoons and such from my gun! Lol! In your face!

Canix:

Marauder mage or warrior they are all cool:hashut

Pyro Stick:

I voted marauder chaos dwarf as well.

wallacer:

Why be a common infantryman if you can be a member of the ruling elite?

I voted Sorceror :cheers

Pyro Stick:

Cast a few spells, turn to stone, live forever as a statue. Nah. Not worth it.

wallacer:

They don’t just turn to stone after casting a few spells, it happens gradually over a period of time.

In reality the lifespan of a Sorceror is probably at least as good as that of a normal stunty. The only difference is that instead of dying in the normal sense they turn to stone instead.

Sorcerors ftw :cheers

Kera foehunter:

Because you can shoot a great sorceror in the back!!!

And become a great warrior!

Pyro Stick:

Ok then. Marauder Mage with Grenade ftw!

Grimstonefire:

I voted for a Great Taurus, after all what’s best in life…

“To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.”

wallacer:

Ok then. Marauder Mage with Grenade ftw!

Pyro Stick
Good man. Now you're making sense :hat off

Kera foehunter:

whats best in life. Being a chaos dwarf woman .Only a chaos dwarf woman can give birth to chaos dwarfs men!!!

Pyro Stick:

whats best in life.��Being a chaos dwarf woman .Only a chaos dwarf woman can give birth to chaos dwarfs men!!!!

Kera foehunter
lol Good use of a 300 quote there

Malificant:

id be a bull centaur. im still a man, but hung like a…you get the idea…

Pyro Stick:

id be a bull centaur.��im still a man, but hung like a....you get the idea....

Malificant
Too....Graphic...an image....eeuuuuurrrgggghhhhh...........

Theory_Man:

Deathrocket Crewman.

Kera foehunter:

malificant what good is being hung like a… when you have short dwarf arms

Malificant:

horses get by with no arms, id imagine bulls do fine too!

Kera foehunter:

But they are animals not bull centaurs with a mind of a man