Hashut’s Blessing:
Sends Robert Pattinson past SUBO, whom promptly follows it. Both are now doomed and away from my hill 
AGPO:
I deploy Blade. Pattinson gets what he deserves. My hill
Anonymouse:
I deploy The Rock, thereby conveniently blunting your Blade*
I re-take… MY Hill
*) See what I did there? Ah? Ah? Yeeaah…
Godbob and his jolly rogers:
Show’s the Rock, one of his Disney movies
he runs off crying from embarrassment
MY HILL!!!
Hammerhand:
Sends along Chuck Rock to er… chuck the rock in a 16 bit retro stylee. My Hill.
Edit:
AGPO:
I deploy paper…
…
…My hill
Hashut’s Blessing:
I deploy water…
My soggy hill! (Island?)
Da Crusha:
hmm this is an interesting game. how do you pla…*pushes hashuts blessing into the water.
MY HILL
Hashut’s Blessing:
uses innate Hashutyness to boil water and steam Da Crusha then peels his skin and eats it, before dropping the corpse in the water
My hunger-satiating hill
Fequiil:
*kicks hashut’s blessing in the boiling water.
MY hill
p.s.
i came i saw i kicked butt.
Anonymouse:
Slaps Fequiil with Julius Caesars’ XIIth Legion.
Veni, Vidi, Vici, Fequiil vamoosie.
Da Crusha:
da crusha, skinless and near death sets a mouse trap for anonymouse…*snap!
My hill
Hashut’s Blessing:
thows trap to Da Crusha whom is crushed. To death. Forever. Ha.
My hill ^^
Fequiil:
kicks hashut’s blessings ass agian
i came, i saw, i kicked butt, agian.
venibo, videbo, vincebo, iterum(i will come, i will see, i will conquer, agian:P).
montis meus!(my hill)
p.s. @anonymouse: it’s veni vidi vici, not like mister leonardo(no, i do n’t mean leonardo di caprio, i mean the other leonardo).
Hashut’s Blessing:
ass kicks Fequiil
1337 p//||5 (1a55|(
Mwahahaha.
My hillzawrz.
Shakhorth:
Convinces the president of France to do another nuclear weapon test… Just on the small hill Hashut’s blessing is standing.
My Hill/ impact crater
warh:
I falcon punch Shakhorth off the hill!
My hill!
Anonymouse:
Uses Fequiil’ dictionary, searches references for ‘ballista’, checks spelling, uses ballista on Warhs’ hill/ impact-crater.
My impact-crater.
@ Fequiil: aaaaaah, damn typo! I knew the correct spelling (yes, I did, honestly!), but I’ll be damned if I can read properly. Typo fixed.
My (fixed) typo.
warh:
Warh bribe Anonymouse with a Gold nugget I found over there, Anonymouse runs away.
My hill!
Fequiil:
looks at my dictionary in search for the correct words for ‘seige equipment’(instrumentum obsidis) and searches the right words for ‘strong army’(exertius pollens) and orders them both to attack
(inurre).
MY HILL, agian (montis meus, iterum) or my impact crater(there is no good translation for that:()