[Archive] Making my house haunted!

fonejaker:

So basicly the story goes like this:

me and my mum are renting a house from a family friend for the next two years whilst im at collage. The only problem is that in January, the house is being put on the market (nothing to do with us, its to do with the council). So i have come up with the plan of making the house seem worse than it really is (the kitchen is already old) and one of my plans is to make the house out like it is haunted by a ghost. I have already worked out that the kitchen tap will turn themselves on when both the bath and sink taps are in full flow.

Any one go any other ideas of making it seem a bit more haunted

Funny ideas are also welcome, lets have some fun!!!

Thommy H:

Have you tried murdering a child somewhere on the property? According to people who believe in ghosts, that’s one of the main ways to get one.

snowblizz:

Wait, when did I leave reality to enter a Disney movie?

cornixt:

Can’t you just enter a competition where the prize money is exactly the same amount as the price of the house?

Golder Goldeater:

You are mad aren’t you?

I like it! :slight_smile: So here we go.

You got any fireplace or something similar lying around?

Record the “Don’t be afraid of the dark” whispering and have it play from within it!

inkpwn:

Black cats on front garder.

Remove nails from floor boards to make the creaky.

Leave tap decks around playing whispering noises.

Put the TV on a timer so it goes on at bizare times.

Put a lone bloody wedding dress in a old closet.

Write ‘i will return’ in cows blood above a pentagram.

Get some rats.

Put doors on springs so they slam shut.

Hope these help :wink:

fonejaker:

I so like these ideas… thanks guys,

Hashut’s Blessing:

It’s not to make it haunted, but each one depreciates the value by £500 - add gnomes…

As for the haunted part. Magic gnomes.

Thommy H:

Serious question: if your plan is to reduce the appeal of your home by pretending it’s haunted, are you not relying on someone who already believes in ghosts making a rational decision about what is important to them in a house? Can such a person be counted on to even know what it is they want in property? Can such a person even be counted to dress themselves?

I guess what I’m saying is that this plan has the fatal flaw of relying on someone believing that, when a person dies, they somehow remain around to have a measurable effect on the universe, a hypothesis which is not only false, but will perhaps someday be used as an argument by some advanced alien race to put all surviving humans in a space zoo for our own protection.

Thorne:

Cheap and nasty mini radios from the pound shop tuned into nothing but static. The smaller the better the best for this are the I can suggest would be the headphone type.

GRNDL:

Suicide is also a sure-fire ghost making method and also guaranteed to bring the value of the house down.

snowblizz:

Suicide is also a sure-fire ghost making method and also guaranteed to bring the value of the house down.

GRNDL
Yeah, ok, I think we just passed the lines of good taste. And coming from me that says a lot. Seriously.

Here's the deal fonejaker, while you can certainly decrease the actual (or perceived) value of the house, that in itself will have little bearing on the sale. Like the "unsellable car" myth on Mythbusters almost anything will shift if the price is low enough. As a last resort by being gutted or parted out.

fonejaker:


Serious question: if your plan is to reduce the appeal of your home by pretending it's haunted, are you not relying on someone who already believes in ghosts making a rational decision about what is important to them in a house? Can such a person be counted on to even know what it is they want in property? Can such a person even be counted to dress themselves?

I guess what I'm saying is that this plan has the fatal flaw of relying on someone believing that, when a person dies, they somehow remain around to have a measurable effect on the universe, a hypothesis which is not only false, but will perhaps someday be used as an argument by some advanced alien race to put all surviving humans in a space zoo for our own protection.


Thommy H
im basically trying to make the house less appealing for a buyer, il tell them that kids use the garden wall as a bench (not any more since i shot them with my paintballgun) and there is constant music being played from next door. (both of these happen)

the haunted stuff i just to make the house a bit more .............. undesirable

wallacer:

If you shoot people with a paintball gun that might in itself be enough to lower property values.

Abecedar:

If you shoot people with a paintball gun that might in itself be enough to lower property values.

wallacer
only until he leaves

Willmark:

Even in jest… Let’s leave talk of child murder and suicide out of the discussion guys…

Nicodemus:

I have no idea what the legal climate for the housing market is like in the UK, but I’m guessing it’s not that different from Canada. I’d be wary of doing anything that would mess with the attempted sale of a property. If the real estate agent that’s handling the property gets wind of what you’re doing, and it’s likely they will, you could very easily be facing a lawsuit, even if there isn’t a single prospective buyer that visits the property. Just be careful with your fun.

~N