[Archive] Me got Kludge

Father Grumpmas:

No - not a nasty disease :sick

I picked up this guy on trademe (New Zealand version of Fleabay) for a reasonable price ($14.50NZ including postage)



The ‘unoffical’  chaos dwarf  Kludge from the Up The Wall Crew



It’s not like it’s super valuable on it’s own but it doesn’t crop up that often, especially in NZ, so I’m a happy little chaos stuntie :slight_smile:

GRNDL:

You have a curious fascination for bodily fluids and their voidings, don’t you, Mr. Grumpmas. The Sewer elves, the Chaos Toilet and now these guys? Hhehhehe. Is Kludge the engineer or merely someone encouraging the others to, ah, do their business?

wallacer:

I saw that figure on TradeMe. I was tempted to get it, but as I already own him decided not to.

Good buy.

Father Grumpmas:

Is Kludge the engineer or merely someone encouraging the others to, ah, do their business?

GRNDL
He is wielding a can opener so he might be 'helping' to remove their armour.
I saw that figure on TradeMe.  I was tempted to get it, but as I already own him decided not to.
Good buy.

Wallacer
I thought you had him - was hoping we didn't end up in a bidding war

cornixt:

I thought it was a wrench, for fixing the plumbing.

Father Grumpmas:

I thought it was a wrench, for fixing the plumbing.

cornixt
It looks more like a can opener to me but I might be able to confirm once the figure arrives.

clam:

Congrats :smiley:

Bought him myself some months ago - he’s such a great little stunty :wink:

And after holding him in my hands I still can’t figure out what that tool is surpose to be - but I’ve convinced it must be some kind of plumbing device.

I did post this: https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/9110 - last year and if you look at the painted gang, you’ll be able to get a good view at ‘the tool’ for your own judgement.

Btw: Did you get the hole gang? - or just Kludge?

Kera foehunter:

Cool you got the plumber!!Watch out Mario

two_heads_talking:

that’s definately a can opener… i’ve never seen a wrench with a bladed edge on it…

GRNDL:

I’m guessing its for helping dwarves in heavy armour out of it, so they can, er, you know… Obtain relief.

Father Grumpmas:

Btw: Did you get the hole gang? - or just Kludge?

clam
Just Kludge - it would have been a lot more expensive if the whole set was involved.

He may end up crewing a Hellcannon or Earthshaker.

Kera foehunter:

I'm guessing its for helping dwarves in heavy armour out of it, so they can, er, you know... Obtain relief.

GRNDL
But most dwarfs don't have pance!! they have a armor poodle skirt:o

wallacer:

I just assumed he was armed with a can opener. That’s certainly what it looks like.

Since they’re kind of based on the real-world Hole in the Wall gang it may be intended for use in burglaries or somesuch, although I suspect it is mostly just for humour value.

clam:

Btw: Did you get the hole gang? - or just Kludge?

clam
Just Kludge - it would have been a lot more expensive if the whole set was involved.

He may end up crewing a Hellcannon or Earthshaker.


Father Grumpmas
No, it sounded to good to be true - didn't it - but sometimes you can get lucky - like the guy that got the Marauder Chaos Dwarf Mage for just £7 on sunday at ebay.

Think he would look great as a crew member. Looking forward seeing him all painted up ;)