[Archive] psychopath test

zorn sabretooth:

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-are-you-a-psychopath-test2

The Psychopath

You scored 11% empathic, 7% delusional, 29% sociable, and 27% law-abiding!

Wow, you are a genuine psychopath. You lack empathy, are highly manipulative, disregard the law, and don’t even have any delusions to blame for your behavior. Therapy is unlikely to help you and would in fact just make you better at manipulating others. Chances are that most people don’t even realize just how sick you are.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-which-biblical-villain-are-you-test

You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God’s chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler’s potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it’s good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn’t. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals

Thommy H:

The Healthy Lunatic

You scored 77% empathic, 26% delusional, 71% sociable, and 82% law-abiding!

You’re delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don’t, but you’re able to function just fine. You’re definitely not a psychopath.

Kera foehunter:

my score is 41 empathic

35 delusinal

38 social

18 lawabiding

You are nomal and would make a great pirate

the second one

im cane !!!the first murder  killed my brother in cold blood

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

i’m the officer?

45% empathic

24% delusional

61% sociable

78% law-abiding

and it seems im satan which i’m dissapointed with

so i’m the law-abiding devil

your nicked pityful human :stuck_out_tongue:

p.s zorn i know that the mad test you must of done it wronge

Hashut’s Blessing:

W00t! The Madman

You scored 49% empathic, 43% delusional, 36% sociable, and 24% law-abiding!

You have many of the same qualities of a psychopath while also showing some delusional tendencies. This is deeply concerning, but there is a faint chance that with therapy and medication you could be a productive member of society. You’re probsbly not a psychopath.

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The Antichrist

You scored 80% Pride, 55% Envy, 55% Ambition, and 43% Deceitfulness!

You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God’s chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler’s potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it’s good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn’t. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals.

Pyro Stick:

That was much more fun than the nerd test and much more accurate:

The Healthy Lunatic

You scored 59% empathic, 55% delusional, 59% sociable, and 29% law-abiding!

You’re delusional, but otherwise a normal member of society. Maybe you think weird thoughts or believe in things other people don’t, but you’re able to function just fine. You’re definitely not a psychopath.

The Antichrist

You scored 90% Pride, 80% Envy, 70% Ambition, and 43% Deceitfulness!

You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God’s chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler’s potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it’s good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn’t. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals.

You scored 90% on Pride, higher than 96% of your peers.

You scored 80% on Envy, higher than 94% of your peers.

You scored 70% on Ambition, higher than 76% of your peers.

You scored 43% on Deceitfulness, higher than 30% of your peers.

Hashut’s Blessing:

The Antichrist seems to crop up fairly often, eh?

furrie:

The OfficerYou scored 35% empathic, 7% delusional, 62% sociable, and 73% law-abiding!
You're a sane, friendly person with a healthy respect for the law. You're not particularly emotional and may have difficulty connecting with others, but because you do tend to follow the law and treat others with respect it's doubtful your behavior will ever be particularly destructive. You're definitely not a psychopath. 
I'm sane so no problems here

Thommy H:

Goliath

"You are Goliath, a proud warrior of your people. Though despite your personal glory, you remained a foot soldier instead of the king that you probably could have been. This is because you are content to let someone else dominate the world. You are rather lazy and unmotivated, so naturally, you tend to avoid positions of responsibility like the plague. You are a gentle hero to your countrymen (i.e. your friends, family, social groups), but a despised villain to people outside of these groups. This is probably due to your arrogance and open hostility. In fact, you are very well known for your directness and your “mean what you say, say what you mean” attitude. This attribute, combined with your pride, gives you an uncanny resemblance to the WWF wrestlers of today; you are viewed as either a hero or a villain depending on the allegiance of the fans."

That’s WWE wreatlers, actually.