[Archive] swiss started a band

Tarrakk Blackhand:

I’m curious to see the swim suit one now! :smiley:

snowblizz:

I'm curious to see the swim suit one now! :D

Tarrakk Blackhand
I'm hoping for the one without a swim suit.... *whistles innocently*...


cornixt:



Careful kera...


Swissdictator
Or you will set a sea caterpillar on her?

Kera foehunter:

there no picture in a swimm suit that can beat swiss 3 big hit !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnffh-6fpqY

btw nice beard and your great at playing the mandolin

Swissdictator:

Your lies and deceit fail! We all know I’m incapable of growing a beard like that! It’s not even coiled like a proper Dawi Zharr!

Kera foehunter:

hey don’t switch the subject !!it a fake beard !! you can get them a K-mart

Swissdictator:

I was banned from K-marts after the plunger incident.

Taedae:

I was banned from K-marts after the plunger incident.

Swissdictator
plugger incident? O.o

is like my jurassic park movie in wal-mart?

BilboBaggins:

Plunger+unruly department manager=expulsion.

Swissdictator:

It’s still not as bad as Kera’s Applesauce incident.

Taedae:

It's still not as bad as Kera's Applesauce incident.

Swissdictator
kera + applesauce = :o:o:o:cheers

snowblizz:

It's still not as bad as Kera's Applesauce incident.

Swissdictator
kera + applesauce = :o:o:o:cheers


Taedae
I want to change my mind. Can we have pictures of THAT!

BilboBaggins:

Isn’t that the incident that the government has forbade us from disclosing the full details due to national security?

Taedae:

not national security but girls gone wild might sue

BilboBaggins:

Well, Kera was only rumored to be in the incident, but she was whisked out before the real trouble started the applesauce was over the place. I do seem to remember Swiss too busy to be taking pictures. Not that I’m allowed to say what they were doing in the corner with which political figures. :smiley:

The tapes and records are buried in a warehouse in a facility that the government claims doesn’t exist.

Swissdictator:

Bilbo: I see my misinformation campaign has worked perfectly… besides, you were passed out drunk after taking a sip from a Limoncello anyways. So you just have drunken memories of other folks to rely on, and they’re drunks from new england… so they hold their liquor worse than you.

BilboBaggins:

You know Swiss, I don’t touch Limoncellos. It must have been the evil twin. I was the one trying to convince the guy on the security camera to blank out the tape, after a few copies were made for me. Those copies are currently hidden in undisclosed locations throughout the world and will be released if mention is made of what happened there. :smiley:

Swissdictator:



What can I say, except that I’m a ladies man!

BilboBaggins:

But for some reason they seem to live in foreign countries or go into witness protection.

Swissdictator:

So I like women with an accent, what’s wrong with that?

You need to get out of the shire more often!