wallacer:
Smells like roast pork. Don't ask me how I know this.Remind me never to come to a BBQ at your place.
cornixt
Bassman:
Lol, this comment made me laugh :)Smells like roast pork. Don't ask me how I know this.Remind me never to come to a BBQ at your place.
cornixt
wallacer
Well, second everybody, this stuff screams Chaos Dwarfs!
theimmortal:
Smells like roast pork. Don't ask me how I know this.i knew i didnt like pork from some reason
cornixt
anyway nice idea for a type of anvil of doom thing
Henroth:
Well not happen nothing, the slaves to clean. :)Can't have been much fun cleaning it out afterwards.My thoughts exactly. Yikes. :sick
wallacer
Ishkur Cinderhat
Swissdictator:
Well the Hobgoblins probably have lost any sense of smell with the work we’ve put them through, so they might not notice. Plus they’re Greenskins so they’re probably used to pretty foul smells already.
Hobgoblyn:
Well the Hobgoblins probably have lost any sense of smell with the work we've put them through, so they might not notice. Plus they're Greenskins so they're probably used to pretty foul smells already.It really isn't a Hobgoblin type device. The fat, lazy stunties are allowed to do some things for themselves, you know. And cooking alive sacrificial victims and channeling their pain and agony into magic power is definately a Chaos Dwarf thing that they'd be handling with their own two hands.
swissdictator
Hobgoblins are perfectly content using toxins that cause the victim's pain sensors overlord and causing them to have convulsions that make them lose all bodily control or having hyenas rend their victims limb from limb or have crows pick out their eyes and internal organs or having a tiger take a swipe at the victim's gut and spill their innards across the battlefield before having a wolf grab ahold of their intestin and drag them across the field with it... but even then they aren't drawing any power from it.
You see, its a matter of wild, untamed, beastial nature verus an overly convoluted mechanical device.
Kera foehunter:
well the hobgoblins would be better !! there thin weedy body
would be great to make a jerky !! a little salt on it it would last for years
Hobgoblyn:
Well, that is a matter of who you put IN the device rather than who is actually utilizing it…
I don’t see any problem with it being used to torture traitorous Hobgoblins as the Chaos Dwarfs desperately try to stamp out the inevitable mutiny, but the Hobgoblins actually using the device themselves doesn’t really seem to fit their nature.
It is too much work to get the same effect one could get through more base means.
Swissdictator:
I could see Hobgoblins throwing each other in the device as a practical joke on occasion.
X-Porter:
I could see Hobgoblins throwing each other in the device as a practical joke on occasion.Why does that remind me of this?
swissdictator
Kera foehunter:
ha ha ha good one x-porter
Swissdictator:
I wonder if some dryers have a "fluffy" setting for some clothes...I could see Hobgoblins throwing each other in the device as a practical joke on occasion.Why does that remind me of this?
swissdictator
X-Porter
wallacer:
I think this is the first time on this forum that anyone has discussed what roasted Hobgoblins would taste like.
Swissdictator:
Would you like your Hobgoblin Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?
So what kind of cheese would go well for Hobgoblin Fondue?
two_heads_talking:
well the hobgoblins would be better !! there thin weedy bodyno way.. you need some fat in the meat to make a perfect jerky.. no fat means no taste..
would be great to make a jerky !! a little salt on it it would last for years
Kera foehunter
Kera foehunter:
buffalo and deer low fat less than a hobgoblin !!
well a picky eater like you 2 head you can have there smoked ribs!!!
Hobgoblyn:
That's probably more accurate anyway.I could see Hobgoblins throwing each other in the device as a practical joke on occasion.Why does that remind me of this?
swissdictator
X-Porter
Throwing someone in would be too direct-- now, if someone happened to fall in because of a miscommunication and their own lack of wariness.. that's something different entirely.