[Archive] The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (aka the Pastafarian thread)


I’m thinking you meant “prophet” as our noodly master is all about non-commercilization, well maybe not; got to pay for all those beer volcanos and strippers somehow.


did I??:o


Our God has the biggest [meat] balls of any god.

The Flying Beaver:

For ten dollars at a flea market, I bought a teddy bear. I named it Mohammad.

Then, I sold it for 20 dollars.

Did I make a prophet?



Just realized what OPP stands for in the religion of our Noodly Master: “Other People’s Pasta”, must be the false gods, the Book of Marinara warned us about.

Kera foehunter:

Well willmark is down with opp.well you know me!! ha ha ha

willmark has his membership now!!!


or Order of Pasta Primavera


Yeah bu that would be OoPP, not the same!

Kera foehunter:

haha he not down with us.


OPP Beware the false noodles

In Soviet Russia Choas Dwarves paint YOU!!