[Archive] The Flying Spaghetti Monster! (aka the Pastafarian thread)

Willmark:

I’m thinking you meant “prophet” as our noodly master is all about non-commercilization, well maybe not; got to pay for all those beer volcanos and strippers somehow.

Malificant:

did I??:o

Xander:

Our God has the biggest [meat] balls of any god.

The Flying Beaver:

For ten dollars at a flea market, I bought a teddy bear. I named it Mohammad.

Then, I sold it for 20 dollars.

Did I make a prophet?

Willmark:

Heh!

Just realized what OPP stands for in the religion of our Noodly Master: “Other People’s Pasta”, must be the false gods, the Book of Marinara warned us about.

Kera foehunter:

Well willmark is down with opp.well you know me!! ha ha ha

willmark has his membership now!!!

Malificant:

or Order of Pasta Primavera

Willmark:

Yeah bu that would be OoPP, not the same!

Kera foehunter:

haha he not down with us.

Ronshank:

OPP Beware the false noodles

In Soviet Russia Choas Dwarves paint YOU!!