[Archive] The greatest prank call ever


Ghrask Dragh:

That is the best thing I have ever heard!!

:cheers wallacer, f’n brilliant!

Ishkur Cinderhat:

LOOOL this is outright brilliant! :smiley:

Kera foehunter:

well i wish i tellamakers to do this to!!!

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

that’ll sever them

trying to give better insurance

we don’t need it:)


That is great. Is it still a prank call when they phone you?

At uni, there would often be around 8 people in the same room. When we got a telemarketer we’d pass it around each of us in turn

“Is Mike there?” “No, I’ll get him” pass to next person

“Is this Mike?” “No, I’ll get him” pass to next person…

Pyro Stick:

Lol thats great. Its amazing how he came up with that on the spot.


I just gave the phone to my daughters when they were 4 and jsut making gaga googoo noises… 30 or so minutes later, I’d hang up the phone…


That is awesome.

Of course living in the state I do I’m on a “Do not call registry” so I do not get telemarketers.


we have an opt-out in the UK as well, but must people don’t even know about it.

Hashut’s Blessing:

I remember seeing this before. Another brilliant one is to start trying to sell them something. The amount of times you can convince them to buy a single shoe is amazing…

The one I usually do is to shut them in the airing cupboard though… They stay on the phone for at leats 10-15 mins on average :stuck_out_tongue:

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

no the best one is telling them you can speak to god they normally hang up then


Hahahahahah that is fantastic!

What i usually do when we get a telemarketing call (usually from some Asian country) i pretend i am a Polish immigrant, who cannot speak english!

- Warplock