[Archive] top 10 worst things to have said to you by your boy/girlfriend

asheira:

1."hunny i’m pregnant"

2. “hunny i’m pregnant”    told this befor the first time you made love to her

3. "i’ve seen bigger"

4. "eh, it was okay"

5. “yes” said after you propose, though you won’t figure that out for a while

6. “no” said when asking for sex

7.  “…you’re joking right”  said as a responce to asking him/her to get married

8. “happy anavercery!” because you know you forgot to buy a gift

9.  "will you marry me"

10. "I think we should see other people"

SORRY sam made me delete # 5 (hilight it)

cornixt:

  1. "Wear that Chaos Dwarf costume for me"

    12. “I’ve told everyone on CDO site about our lovelife, repeatedly”

Swissdictator:

  1. You’d make a great husband, but are not a good boyfriend.

Kera foehunter:

14 no those pance don’t make you look fat !! no it your ass that fat!!!

15 this is my first time

* Kera stops *the rest will not be posted due the adult contents

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

16.Oh that isn’t lipstick it’s…um…jam?

And a great trick to play is when your friend gone get his phone and text his wife (girlfriend) and text ‘see you tonight,it’s ok wife don’t know’ although it gets them in trouble…Big trouble!

Swissdictator:

Godbob: If someone did that to me when I am someday married, she’d assume I’m gaming…

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

Godbob: If someone did that to me when I am someday married, she'd assume I'm gaming...

swissdictator
LOL

I can imagen it Swiss comes home from a late night session of game to find his wife there waiting for him
"where have you been?"
"gaming"
"are you sure?I saw you with that girl again,are you cheating on me"
"no I was gaming"

The effects of Warhammer on your love life :D

Willmark:

  1. No its not the pants that make you look fat, its the fat that makes you look fat.

    16. Her beeper goes off “look out she’s backing up!”.

    17. Your sister was better.

Thane Godri GoblinSlayer:

  1. Your not fat your just big boned.

Ghrask Dragh:

17. Your sister was better.

Willmark
wow... just wow :D

Kera foehunter:

19- now don’t get mad at me ,when i tell you this!

Baggronor:

A good tester is when you’re asked the immortal line, “What are you thinking?” by a girlfriend. The answer in my case is usually something along the lines of considering the effectiveness of a unit of Blood Knights over Cairn Wraiths, or how to convert up a new unit of Bull Centaurs, but being honest can be dangerous.

Lying, however, is even more dangerous, as they can always tell, and they end up thinking you must be hiding something important from them rather than just thinking about something more interesting than the new shoes they are considering buying or whether their arse looks big (or bigger) in the trousers they are trying on.

I never got the whole obsession with having a small arse either. Surely its whether its flabby or not thats more important. :slight_smile:

slev:

A varient on 1 & 2:

Girl: Honney, I’m pregnant, and it’s yours.

Biy: We’ve not slept together yet.

Girl: Oh honney, take me now!

Kera foehunter:

well guys ? we don’t reaily care what on your mine

it the point that you still in you underware at noon sitting in front of the tv

watching the same movie for the million time. like a zombi with drool coming out the side of you mouth

we just ask to see if your still alive lol

snowblizz:

A good tester is when you're asked the immortal line, "What are you thinking?" by a girlfriend. ... , but being honest can be dangerous.
Lying, however, is even more dangerous, as they can always tell,

Baggronor
Wouldn't "you. naked." be a fairly safe standard response? Everyone knows that's all guys are thinking about so it is impossible to prove it untrue.
well guys  ? we don't reaily care what on your mine
it the point that you still in you underware at noon sitting in front of the tv
watching the same movie for the million time.  like a zombi with drool coming out the side of you mouth
we just ask to see if your still alive lol

Kera foehunter
So why keep asking? It only gets us in trouble. And if you're worried about zombification just stand in front of the TV and flash your man. If the response is "hey, you are blocking the tv" zombification is 100%.

Giftzwerg:

Girlfriend #2 - “we’ll have to get married, my mum won’t let us live together”

Girlfriend #4 - “I’m not the biggest bitch in this relationship!”

cornixt:

Girlfriend #2 - "we'll have to get married, my mum won't let us live together"

Giftzwerg
No one gets married faster than a horny religious couple (seen it so many times, then they are surprised when their marriage breaks down)

Here's another one:
"I thought you knew I had herpes..."

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

20.“We need a chat"

Straight after the wedding
"Ah love could 'ya pop the kettle on,i’m dieing for a 'cuppa”

Hashut’s Blessing:

#1 Have you got that letter yet? No? Wait until you do, then we can argue.

#2 You know I said I’d never sleep with another man? What if it was a woman?

#3 What on Earth are you wearing?

#4 Hurry up! We were meant to have left 20 minutes ago!

#5 I’ve been waiting so long I need to pee now. Why are you getting angry? YOU took an hour to put on half a dress!

#6 I’m bored.

#7 I got you a present. (The amount of times I got told off for this one!)

#8 I’m overweight. (They go mental and claim you’re not, then say they are lol.)

#9 I’m itchy. (Not a good thing to say when she suffers from eczema and has done for over 3 years. BADly.)

#10 What’s your name again?

Kera foehunter:

lol i can out run my bf snowbizz!!

but it fun standing in front of the tv when sports are on !!!