Admiral:
Written by: Admiral
Illustrated by: Forgefire
Watch Yer Back For Sneaky Gitz
Watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
nasty skulkerz,
boys wiv witz,
watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
be da first dat hitz.
Trust ‘em not ta spare ya life,
alwayz have a handy knife,
cut da throats of man an’ wife,
an’ watch out for cunnin’ strife.
Watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
nasty skulkerz,
boys wiv witz,
watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
be da first dat hitz.
Draw ya knives at any slight,
always keep da boyz in sight,
cut ‘im down ta start a fight,
an’ watch out for smallest mite.
Watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
nasty skulkerz,
boys wiv witz,
watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
be da first dat hitz.
If da boss Khan’z aimin’ high,
alwayz to da bugger lie,
hide yer knives real clever-sly,
an’ watch out or else ya die.
Watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
nasty skulkerz,
boys wiv witz,
watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
be da first dat hitz!
- Hobgoblin song
MadHatter:
How could I have missed this one?? Now I need to get some gitz next month, poverty never ends 
when reading for the Zharrling mutans earlier I noticed it rhymes better if you change “If da boss Khan iz aimin’ high” into "If da boss Khan’z aimin’ high"
Boys with witz, your a genius
MadHatter:
Alright, can’t stop thinking about how much I love hobgoblins now, this one really needs to be recorded! And I need a hobgoblin core…
MadHatter:
Watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
nasty skulkerz,
boys wiv witz,
watch yer back for sneaky gitz,
be da first dat hitz!
This part, this is the best rhyme in the whole song collection so far, this is the good stuff
Admiral:
Thank you, MadHatter! The Khan rhyme has been corrected now. Wait with buying all those Hobgobbos until the heads have been cast and are up for sale, you don’t want to ruin yourself! 
It’d be really nice to have a record of this one.
MadHatter:
Im going to blend yours and some 5th ed ones, thats the plan but no more than 10 original ones per unit, its just to brutal a cost…
What does hobgoblins sound like, high pitch in contrast to CD low pitch I guess?
Bloodbeard:
Not high pitched - perhaps high pitched turned low. Rusty, like a very soar throat, and spitting. Spitting the words out. Hard and snapping.
Admiral:
@MadHatter: Good plan. I’m going to make new and smaller versions of the Hobgoblin heads in due time. I really have no eye-measurement to speak of.
@Bloodbeard: Yes, very much so!
Song updated with a nice Hobgoblin drawing by our Forgefire!