[Archive] who want to be an elf

Kera foehunter:

now i was surfing the net and found this it kinda gross

but i know some of you like being a elf

so here is the next step

this is just a picture:o

and DO KNOT DO THIS!!!please

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

That is sick,wrong and sad i’m with Kera don’t do this :sick

Filipicusius:

That’s just stupid… Wanting to be an elf… And the piercing thingy too…

I do like the thought of immortality, but i do like the thought of pointyears fleeing patheticaly from the wrong end of a shotgun!

The Dawi Zharr Inquisition is watching ye!

snowblizz:

:sick

just :sick

EDIT:
what exactly have they done? I can’t even quite grasp what it I’m seeing.

Kera foehunter:

if you have more guts than me look up emo elf

they will tell you how !!

i just want to stop you who ever thought of being a elf

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

if you have more guts than me look up emo elf

Kera foehunter
I did and luckly nothing sick came up

But how did you find this?

Kera foehunter:

i was look up emo elf to find a good picture to mess with you

snowblizz:

OK, so I probably ended up the same place as you did Kera. At least it was a “professional” job. But seriously, a “body modification artist”. Some people need a firm talking to. Sheesh. I’m feeling like I’m a hundred years old :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m pretty certain anyone trying to do that would get a pretty firm slap by the authorities here and a sharp note that says they’d better have a medical license before they start cutting up people. Sometimes I just enjoy living in place which won’t let you do anything just on a whim.

Hashut’s Blessing:

I’ve seen many more pictures like this, including ones that went wrong, bloodier ones, infected ones, the lot :stuck_out_tongue: They basically break the cartiledge and cut it and then resow it and that plaster holds it in shape for the cartiledge to heal correctly.

I be a Dwarf, so none of that fer me :wink:

Bassman:

I be a Dwarf, so none of that fer me ;)

Hashut's Blessing
Don't you know that 5th edition Chaos Dwarfs have pointed ears? Check your blunderbusses, soem of them have pointed ears, indeed! That was quite surpirse for me... :o

Hashut’s Blessing:

Ah, but those be mutants, it could be badly performed sculpting AND it’s not even all of them :wink:

Swissdictator:

Well, it’s better then being a Great Unclean One… like that one guy I know…

two_heads_talking:

along with all the other implants and tongue cuts and modifications, this just goes right to the top of the “dumb” list…

Godbob and his jolly rogers:

Well on the website (that Kera kindly gave me) it seems she did it her self with a pair of scissors

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/08/elf-ear-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/yes_diy_elf_ears_no_experience.php&usg=__t-AJuqJElsL1mVzJ7StB_e6mul4=&h=311&w=450&sz=25&hl=en&start=84&tbnid=4veChL2Al6xLXM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Demo%2Belf%26start%3D80%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

HB what about CD’s big noses?

Hashut’s Blessing:

I am so EFFING furious about this, They;ve ACTUALLY gone and posted instructions how to perform self surgery unsafely! I CANNOT believe the idiocy contained within that page. I am barely able to contain myself as a result.

But no, not seen them, I don;t believe.

EDIT:

28. Julian - August 8, 2008 8:47 PM

Gave this a try since I was already hung like an elf. I def. messed up at some point. turns out i can’t sew for shit and the chunk of ear i cut off was too big. . . kinda passed out from the pain. starting to regret having tried this.
Point in case…

snowblizz:

Well on the website (that Kera kindly gave me) it seems she did it her self with a pair of scissors

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/08/elf-ear-1.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.geekologie.com/2008/08/yes_diy_elf_ears_no_experience.php&usg=__t-AJuqJElsL1mVzJ7StB_e6mul4=&h=311&w=450&sz=25&hl=en&start=84&tbnid=4veChL2Al6xLXM:&tbnh=88&tbnw=127&prev=/images%3Fq%3Demo%2Belf%26start%3D80%26gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN

HB what about CD's big noses?

Godbob and his jolly rogers
I found the pics here:http://www.instructables.com/id/Body-Mod-Elf-Ears/
And quoting this page:
"She did it with the help of Body Modification Artist, Russ Foxx"
Note the last part. I checked his page and while I find the idea somewhat horrible at least he is "professional". Not the "" though.

And I have to agree with HB, they posted "instructions" and those are no where close to being serious. I sincerely hope no one tries following them, but knowing internet...

Perturabo:

That’s more than a little twisted. And stupid. However, each to their own I suppose. Hopefully the majority of people who see this will have the brains not to try it.

two_heads_talking:

Most of the people searching for that kind of bodymod do not have the brains nor the maturity nor the common sense to not try it…  bong hits and rubbing alchohol (notice they say to drink this — anyone else seeing the deadly results there?) in combination not only make you stupid, they also dull the area of the brain where any sort of common sense could be determined…

Perturabo:

Most of the people searching for that kind of bodymod do not have the brains nor the maturity nor the common sense to not try it..  bong hits and rubbing alchohol (notice they say to drink this --- anyone else seeing the deadly results there?) in combination not only make you stupid, they also dull the area of the brain where any sort of common sense could be determined..

two_heads_talking
It does sort of make one despair for the state of humanity.

furrie:

this is just sick

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