Baggronor:
Just had one today... My Mad Dok Grotsnik was with his Group of 10 Nobz (All Cybork Bodys, and Powa' Klawz, Feel no pain), and we finaly got to the Eldar avatar, ready to wipe him out. Out of no where, the guy takes it off the field and says "Im done, this guy has to be cheating!" Well, a GW employee walks over, looks at the battle field, and says to me "Wow, you really arnt out to make friends at this, are you?"
Better than the Endless Space Marine armies with appalling colour schemes and even worse Chaos Marine armies that seem to be all that anyone plays near me. I say you get a medal just for not having power armour :)
And frankly, an Eldar player whining about Orks? Honestly... Just consider it karma for all those years of prism cannon pop-up attacks and triple Wraithlord star cannon-spam lists, you snivelling, pointy-eared peanut heads! :cheers
Joshmohr:
>> he quit because he was a sore loser… Not to meantion the avatar just so happened to be one of his last guys. He also killed 30 boyz…
so.sad:
>> he quit because he was a sore loser.... Not to meantion the avatar just so happened to be one of his last guys. He also killed 30 boyz....
Joshmohr
ah well, at my local gw store they don't expect us to go easy. I had an especially exhilarating game today (40K day).
I went down to the store to play against an eldar player (who used a jetbike council) and as we were in the final turn (I tabled him bottom of 4) another guy I had never seen before entered the store. He immedietly came to one of the employees and started talking about how he had a tyranid army nobody has ever played before and how good it was and how unique. Turned out he wanted to play nidzilla... .
I didn't follow the rest of their conversation but he I recognized he bought two carnifexes at the end and he asked the employee to play a game against him. The employee dinied (he had no time) but he (the employee) came to me and asked me to play this guy as a favour. He told me that this guy had been expelled of the store for two years and the first thing he did as he entered the store tody was to ask the employee to use his employee discount.
I agreed to play the loudmouth. He came to me, showed me his list (2000pts 2*tyrant, 6*carnifex) and asked me to give up since I would loose anyway.
This totally pissed me up so I went for space marines, shrike + he'stan, 10 assault terminators, 2*10 starnguard with combimelta in droppod etc.
He won the roll for deployment and chose to go first. He deployed all his MC in one place in the center. I infiltrated shrike+ the termis and deployed the rest.
In his first turn he managed to glance a razorback (immobilized) and killed 2 terminators. In my turn the two sternguard came down. I managed to kill 4 monstrous creatures in the shooting phase (both tyrants and 2 fexes) and multiple assaulted the remaining 4 fexes. As expected I dropped three of them (lost another 2 termis :/ ) and overkill finished the last one off.
He accused me of cheating, started to insult me and even threw one of my miniatures at me ( I catched it so it didn't break).
he then was expelled from the shop for lifetime. I must say it was totally worth it. While I usually avoid playing these playertypes it was very satisfying this time - and the employees (all 3 of them watched the game) had a good laugh as I dropped 8MC in one turn :)
jolpis:
wow, what an idiot. Nice one! good to see that someone keeps the idiots out of the stores
hashuts lil helper:
First game at the first GT I ever went to. Playing a VC army, (6th edition) entirely “counts as” using skaven painted whitish. Guy rolls each attack and save individually and sets a dice to the side every time he fails one. Must have gone through 300 dice during the game. The game took over 4 hours to finish. : (
Joshmohr:
People are pathetic…
I’d mug him if he decided to throw one of my guys.
Baggronor:
I managed to kill 4 monstrous creatures in the shooting phase (both tyrants and 2 fexes) and multiple assaulted the remaining 4 fexes. As expected I dropped three of them (lost another 2 termis :/ ) and overkill finished the last one off.
Justice :)
The fate of anyone foolish enough to throw one of my models would be far too shocking to detail on this forum.
dedwrekka:
I managed to kill 4 monstrous creatures in the shooting phase (both tyrants and 2 fexes) and multiple assaulted the remaining 4 fexes. As expected I dropped three of them (lost another 2 termis :/ ) and overkill finished the last one off.
Justice :)
The fate of anyone foolish enough to throw one of my models would be far too shocking to detail on this forum.
Baggronor
I just hope it wasn't shrike he threw. Those claws are pointy!
dedwrekka:
I made this post to for people to share odd or just flat out bad tournament matches...
My ones...
I had a match... 750 points, with this man who had to be at least 60 years old. My Orks VS his Tau, and he wouldn't stop staring at my pentagram necklace, and kept moaning about how "I shouldn't where the devils sign around my neck".... and how "My Orks are to cheap to play against the Tau..) Anyway, I won amazingly fast. He lost his temper, and began swearing, and cursing, whilst throwing a few of his miniatures. Worst tournament ever.
Feel free to share some of yours.
Joshmohr
I can't believe I missed this on first reading. You should have leaned across the table, stared down his Tau miniatures, and said "I see you don't mind playing a communist race, though" and gone on an hour long rant about Stalin and Mao.
If he'd been playing Marines it would have been sooo much better. "How do you feel about symbols of false gods and fascist governments on your miniatures?"
BilboBaggins:
Imagine him playing Fantasy with all the Magic flying around.
Joshmohr:
LOL @ Dedwrekka!
If he is the Commies, that makes my orks the Terrorists of the 40k universe. We strap “Rokkitz” to our backs
Baggronor:
My Orks VS his Tau, and he wouldn't stop staring at my pentagram necklace, and kept moaning about how "I shouldn't where the devils sign around my neck".... and how "My Orks are to cheap to play against the Tau..) Anyway, I won amazingly fast. He lost his temper, and began swearing, and cursing, whilst throwing a few of his miniatures. Worst tournament ever.
Not really the right hobby for someone like this... I dread to think what he does when he plays vs Chaos with all those Daemons... :)
"How do you feel about symbols of false gods and fascist governments on your miniatures?"
lol yup. 'Death to the mutant and the alien?' Nothing but space nazis :)
Joshmohr:
You defiantly want to make sure that that you dont have a short temper when playing this game…
snowblizz:
You defiantly want to make sure that that you dont have a short temper when playing this game....
Joshmohr
Too true.
We had one of those at our club. He later migrated to role-playing games mostly. Also happened to be one of the worse cheese heads.
Joshmohr:
Every club has one person who always loses it…
Gundini:
I played this 50 year old at a fantasy tournament a while back and i thought he was moving things around when i wasnt looking. i saw him doing it and he got kicked out fricking idiot
Joshmohr:
yeah, gundini… i hate when people do that… Its such a pain…