[Archive] You as torture to a dwarf tied up?

Henroth:

That dwarf he as that to confess, at all costs… :mad

You as torture for to winkle out the information ? :slight_smile:

With red-hot irons ?

To lashs ?

To do to swallow lead melt ?

:hat off

Kera foehunter:

the way we pirate would get information

is put them to the whip!! we are the nice group !!

AGPO:

As a member of Amnesty I have to say I totally oppose tourture…

…as a Chaos Dwarf I say have you tried the Le Chiffre method?

Henroth:

the Le Chiffre method?

AGPO
Le Chiffre method ? :o

Hobgoblyn:

Me thinks the Dwarf would like to be tied up and whipped by Kera. That’s not going to extract any information!..

Anyway, since it is a Dwarf, it really doesn’t matter what you to do him/her. They are tough and resilient, they are stubborn as stubborn comes. You won’t get any information by torturing the Dwarf.

Which is why you go get his/her friends and torture them in front of him/her.

Kera foehunter:

ooo geeeze !! that not what a ment!!

* kera look out here window and see a line forming of dwarfs *

well you right !!hobgoblin no dwarf would tell a hob goblin anything

that why you get them drunk first!!

Ancient History:

Pour beer on the ground in front of him.

Henroth:

Or… to clean yourself up ass with the pages of The Book of the Offenses in front of him. :slight_smile:

Swissdictator:

Walk in with a chainsaw and plunger. Call the chainsaw “Mercy”. Watch as they freak out wondering what the plunger is for! That goes a long ways.

:slight_smile:

Tarrakk Blackhand:

The tied up Dwarf is a Slayer. It’s torture enough to prevent him from dying in a blaze of glory.

Swissdictator:

We could remove his limbs and vocal cord and arrange for him to mysteriously appear at Karak Kadrin…

That’d be even more torture as he could never get a glorious death in battle.

Border Reiver:

I lean towards forcing him to do nothing but find words to compliment elves on their unending contributions to the art of the production of alcoholic beverages

Tarrakk Blackhand:

@ Border Reiver ~ Not Elves, but Ogres! Heard their “Booze” is pretty terrible.

snowblizz:

@ Border Reiver ~ Not Elves, but Ogres! Heard their "Booze" is pretty terrible.

Tarrakk Blackhand
Dwarfs *despise* the Elfs taste for wine. That's what Border Reiver would have meant. Proper people drink beer you see.

Border Reiver:

No, proper people drink beer,

and ale, and porter, and stout, occasionally lager, maybe weissbier

and whiskey.

two_heads_talking:

No, proper people drink beer,

and ale, and porter, and stout, occasionally lager, maybe weissbier

and whiskey.

Border Reiver
Or not.. if you are saying people who don't drink are improper, I completely disagree with your assessment.

Swissdictator:

We could always make him drink Coore’s Light… or the Milwaukee beast…

I don’t drink beer. I was once told I’m not a man as I hate beer. My retort was “I’m drinking Whiskey!” then I proceeded to enjoy my whiskey.

Maul:

I like making him drink Coore’s List, but while he is tied up lets also make him watch a Care Bears marathon.

Tarrakk Blackhand:

We could always make him drink Coore's Light... or the Milwaukee beast...

swissdictator
This will only work if he's a Canadian Dwarf.

@ Border Reiver - Don't forget rum!

LOL at Maul!

Swissdictator:

I like making him drink Coore's List, but while he is tied up lets also make him watch a Care Bears marathon.

Maul
No... make him watch all the Sweatin' to the Oldies videos while he sits next to Michael Jackson