# \[Archive\] Zonk cast ass cannon
**URL:** https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061
**Category:** \[Archive\] The Market Place
**Created:** [17 May 2014 09:02 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061 "2014-05-17T09:02:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@Blue\_in\_VT](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Blue_in_VT)
#### Post date: [17 May 2014 09:02 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/1 "2014-05-17T09:02:00Z")
**Blue in VT** :
I’ve given up on ever getting the original ass cannon, so I’m wondering if anyone has a Zonk cast ass cannon they be willing to part with?
If so drop me a note!
Cheers,
Blue
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### Author:  [@Bloodbeard](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Bloodbeard)
#### Post date: [17 May 2014 09:23 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/2 "2014-05-17T09:23:52Z")
**Bloodbeard** :
Gotta ask now. What or who is this “zonk”.
First I thought it was a caster who made illigal stuff.
Now I’m leaning towards it just meaning “recast”.
Not tl steal your thread or anything.
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### Author:  [@Lord\_of\_Uzkulak](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Lord_of_Uzkulak)
#### Post date: [17 May 2014 09:33 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/3 "2014-05-17T09:33:46Z")
**Dînadan** :
> Gotta ask now. What or who is this "zonk".
>
> First I thought it was a caster who made illigal stuff.
>
> Now I'm leaning towards it just meaning "recast".
>
> Not tl steal your thread or anything.
>
> **Bloodbeard**
From our very own wiki:
> Zonk's Evil Dwarfs
>
> A range of both Big Hat and Marauder inspired miniatures sculpted by Zonk, considered rather rare and hard to come-by as these were part of a sales scam. Although models exist, few ever received them.
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [17 May 2014 11:48 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/4 "2014-05-17T11:48:37Z")
**gIL^** :
Zonk Ass Cannon is when he did a runner i dont think many exist maybe about 3 in the world
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [18 May 2014 12:52 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/5 "2014-05-18T12:52:34Z")
**Roark** :
What a terrible waste of legitimate talent. :mask
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [18 May 2014 01:48 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/6 "2014-05-18T01:48:35Z")
**Borador** :
Luckily for you, I am parting with mine. I have the cannon assembled, and painted (badly), though. And during the ‘unboxing’ I broke two of the crewmembers (which I didn’t like anyway). Pile of cannonballs is still there. Hit me up with a PM, we’ll work something out!
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### Author:  [@system](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [18 May 2014 03:04 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/7 "2014-05-18T03:04:46Z")
**gIL^** :
That is lucky i would put an offer in but blue very much called it :smiley:
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### Author:  [@Blue\_in\_VT](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Blue_in_VT)
#### Post date: [18 May 2014 10:29 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/8 "2014-05-18T10:29:30Z")
**Blue in VT** :
Wow! My lucky day! PM in the way.
Sorry ^gil 😕
Blue
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### Author:  [@Blue\_in\_VT](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Blue_in_VT)
#### Post date: [18 May 2014 10:31 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/9 "2014-05-18T10:31:36Z")
**Blue in VT** :
I should say that I totally agree that this guy was a complete nob and we must be ever vigilant to protect ourselves against his return…
…but as Roark mentioned…there is no denying his talent. He could go far as a sculptor if he wasn’t such a DB.
Blue
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### Author:  [@Admiral](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/u/Admiral)
#### Post date: [19 May 2014 06:45 UTC](https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/archive-zonk-cast-ass-cannon/20061/10 "2014-05-19T06:45:46Z")
**Admiral** :
He could actually make a consistent long-term living out of sculpting if he wasn’t a complete fool.
Honesty is more profitable if you plan to live a long life.