Scribe's Contest XIII - Voting!

I would eventually climb the walls in frothing madness if I were to write out source references and credit for every little detail I pull from others, so no worries. But thank you kindly for the recommendation! I spotted it right away, but such a conclusion can be reached independently given the logical train of thought involved.

I loved to see the straw mentioned. :hatoff:



Finally checked my mail, look at that. They are tiny, which makes it so much funnier to use them as journeymen. You know how as a kid at a sports match you daydream about getting called into the game, you’d score all the goals, dodge all the opponents, get all the cheerleaders. The part of the daydream of getting called into the game is about to come true, and turn into a nightmare for these Hobsnotlings!