Hulkster:
ladyology is a myth invented by metrosexuals and unics
all that matters is herding cats, there has to be a way. My flying monkys came close but the cybernetic gorillas kept crushing them. I have to find a way.
Oh and swiss, do me a favour and give france a good kick-in on your way though. The is 5 shiny new cybernetic gorillas in it for you, an a beer :cheers
Captain Crayon:
i find herding cats is most effective when done with a blue pig.
the pig can use its death lasers quite effectively to gently prod the cats in the desired direction. however those pigs can be quite mutinous so a mirror shield is advised in case of emergency.
perhaps some kind of death laser blue pig controling zombie parrot is in order…
continue the genetic research!
Hulkster:
zombie parrots are overrated to the extreme
if you want to zombie any bird it needs to be the Emu
I may have to try the blue pig, I found the green ones most disapointing.
Grimstonefire:
There was actually a reason for this thread btw, but if I tell you what it is the experiment will be over!
Captain Crayon:
I say we make it a zombie cassowary. meaner than an emu, and more colourful to boot.
I’d personally recommend a blue pig, though make sure you get an early model because the later versions have pollution control so don’t run as well on full strength beer.
( and im curious to find out what the reason is now 
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Grimstonefire:
I have posted this thread:
https://discourse.chaos-dwarfs.com/t/5987
where you can see an example of a trolling response to something nonsensical and unimportant. After I wrote this I thought… I wonder if anyone would actually reply in a trolling manner to this rubbish? It might be unfair, but it was a subtle attempt at troll baiting to make a point. I wrote it in the Immortals section a few days ago, incase anyone is confused about the timing of threads.
Hence I started this thread. :) Glad to say nobody trolled.
two_heads_talking:
Hence I started this thread. :) Glad to say nobody trolled.I've seen this type of psych thing before, and knew what you were getting at. I wanted oh so badly to troll away, but I put the clamp on my hands and resisted the urge.. lol
Grimstonefire