CheTralfara:
No matter how cheesy!
- Is that a hat on your head or are you just happy to see me?
- Hey! You there! move your Blunderbutt!
… I had like 2 more but I forgot them. I’m sure they will come back.
Now post yours!
GRNDL:
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before:
“Our GW release schedule.”
Swissdictator:
Real men drink a glass beer.
Real dwarfs drink a keg of beer.
Real Chaos Dwarfs enslave the man and dwarf and make them produce unlimited beer.
CheTralfara:
Hashut is a load of BULL!
Kera foehunter:
A chaos dwarf walks into a bar ouch
CheTralfara:
The “Ha” part of the name “Hashut” was originally replaced with “Bull”
BilboBaggins:
Q: How many Chaos Dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, we order the Hobgoblins to do it.
Kera foehunter:
Do you know how many cd does it take to screw in a light bulb
@ 2 but they have to be real small
Henroth:
Questions :
- If one CD look, face to face, to one Lammasu…
Who of the two to think that he’s facing one mirror?:~
- The slaves do they have straight to go on strike?:idea
- The Chaos Dwarfs to sign the Protocol of Kioto?:mad
- If not to sign… Greenpeace they to dare to go the Tower of Zharr-Naggrund to demostrate?
- One Bull Centaur can to wipe that ass he only?:o
Overmind:
Why sould Chaos dwarfs come back?
Three words: Beer Mug Hats!
Kera foehunter:
a chaos dwarf went to the doctors. The doctor said what wronge
it hurt when i touch here * he touches the side of his face *
and here * he touches his chest* it hurts here* and he touches his leg
the doctor ponder for a while and pulls on his beard thinking!
then the doctor comes up with the answer
you have a broken finger!!!
Hazkar:
a hobgoblin went to the doctor.
hobbo:“doctor,doctor!nobody is paying attention to me!”
doctor:“next please.”
Henroth:
The worse problem of the statue of one CD Sorcerer not is the erosion of the time, it is the excrements of pigeons. :sick
Swissdictator:
Chaos Dwarfs make a lot of movies, in fact the most famous movie company is “Bull Centaurian Fox”
Maul:
Real men drink a glass beer.Wouldn't a chaos dwarf just make a mighty mug out of both of their skulls and just drink from that? I don't think a chaos dwarf would drink bear made by a lesser race or cousin. Demon brew anyone? Maybe that is what a pickled demons head is good for?
Real dwarfs drink a keg of beer.
Real Chaos Dwarfs enslave the man and dwarf and make them produce unlimited beer.
swissdictator
Swissdictator:
Maybe that is what a pickled demons head is good for?BRILLIANT! *Grabs two Demon Guinness and hands one to Maul* :cheers
Maul
You make good points.
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So a young Chaos Dwarf is inducted into the ranks of the army. Now he had been traveling with his father, and was now of age. Equipment was scarce, as they were a slaving party. So his father tells his son to make a gesture like he's firing a blunderbuss and shout "Bang bang!" like he's shooting, and the Orc will drop dead. Uncertain, his son decides to heed his father's advice. He was an elder after all. Later that day, in a skirmish, he sees an Orc about to kill his father and he does the gesture and goes "Bang bang!". Sure enough, the Orcs lurches as if he had been shot and dies. The young Chaos Dwarf is amazed.
Later that week his father teaches his son move his arms like he's swinging a hammer and shout "SMASH SMASH" and the Elf will surely fall dead. His son, uncertain, decides to pay heed to his advice. Again, in a battle again he sees a High Elf about to kill his father and he goes "SMASH SMASH" and the Elf's head crumples. The young Chaos Dwarf is amazed.
Later that week he's on sentry duty. He sees a huge fat Empire soldier running through the woods. So the beardling goes "Bang bang!", but the Empire soldier keeps coming. His father, hearing the commotion, gets up to check on his son. The beardling, with the Empire soldier almost on top of him goes "SMASH SMASH", and is suddenly lurched away at the last moment by his father. As the Empire soldier goes running past he hears the human going "Stank stank stank stank..."
Maul:
I think the real question is if the head is like an olive in the drink (that would be the appropriate sized tankard of ale for a chaos dwarf) or is it squeezed for the flavoring like a lemon.
It could all be a matter of taste. :cheers
Filipicusius:
Hehe, best one yet Swiss!