[Archive] Chirstmas Gifts what did you get

GRNDL:

GRNDL stocks up on resurrection spells, just in case.

snowblizz:

Really must have missed the memo on the hostile take over, by law you ate required to submit forms in triplicate, PDF and via stone tablets to the hobgoblins.

Willmark
Sorry Willmark, but that does not apply in this case. According to the "A Woman behind every successful Man Act" and the subsequent ruling in the case of Adam vs Eve, women have the right to, without notice, take over and run anything if they so choose to, no administration required. As the verdict said: "it was probably her that was behind it all anyway, pretty thing like you can do whatever she wants".

Kera foehunter:

i more on the line of hellen of troy !! look what that girl did !

GRNDL:

Get kidnapped?

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Kera foehunter:

No !her king boy friend said that!!!

you can’t kidnapped the willing!!

GRNDL:

That’s one interpretation, there is no definitive account.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen

Either way, what’s this got to do with anything? Personally, I don’t consider you, Sojourn and Sammie90 a takeover, hostile or otherwise. /shrug

Phtphpthpht!

snowblizz:

No !her king boy friend said that!!!
you can't kidnapped the willing!!

Kera foehunter
That's just typical of women. Sticking together and support each other's stories against us guys! Unfair I say, unfair!

Kera foehunter:

well said Snowblizz

But as soon as you can get 2 guys to agree on something, you might have a chance on stopping us!!

Sojourn:

Get kidnapped?

GRNDL
LMAO... oh god that was funny.

and my first thought was "launch a 1000 ships"

*continues chiseling on the stone tablets*
Sorry Willmark, but that does not apply in this case. According to the "A Woman behind every successful Man Act" and the subsequent ruling in the case of Adam vs Eve, women have the right to, without notice, take over and run anything if they so choose to, no administration required. As the verdict said: "it was probably her that was behind it all anyway, pretty thing like you can do whatever she wants".

snowblizz
you win sir.

and finally... I never said "hostile" takeover. I'm sure it'll be lovely and you guys won't mind one little bit ;)

Hashut’s Blessing:

I did offer to get you a swearing plushie, Sojourn :stuck_out_tongue: I decree that the breasted folk are in charge of all pirating, all shopping and all shoes. Also, half the alcohol.

This way, we’re all happy!

GRNDL:

@Hashut’s Blessing

"Breasted follk"? Hmmm, checks moobs. Yup… Better get to some piracy…

Perhaps you should just refer to the Enemy as “Distaff folk” to avoid further confusion, HB.

Hashut’s Blessing:

Breasted folk allows some men to keep the budget under control lol. I have thought this through…

Sojourn:

hahaha, well, we’ll up the level of piracy such that there is no budget implemented on shoes! n.n swashbuckling shoes of course… :wink:

we get the rum!!!

Kera foehunter:

Praises Hashut !! The spell worked !!! now mr. Hashut Blessing make no since

and my English and grammar is better !!!

now on to the take over!!

Hashut’s Blessing:

Or I am spreading upon others…

That sounded wrong. Anyway, I have plans with my camcorder involving America and Canada and members (and it’s not sounding any better yet lol). I shall create a thread (if I remember) in a moment.

Kera foehunter:

well ??? ok then ???

Hashut’s Blessing:

Have a look at the Christmas Extravanganza thread :wink:

Hammerhand:

I got £1million in woolworths vouchers.

…And for those not in th UK, What I actually got was:

A PS3 from my mum, some PS3 Games from my wife, and a couple of blu-rays off my brother. Everybody else got me booze!

I normally get nowt for xmas, so I’m quite surprised and over the moon with this year. No GW gear though, I have got the new gretchin and nobs on advance order…

I have a woman-like affinity with shoes, I have:

Road Running Trainers, Grass Running Trainers, Gym Trainers, 3 pairs Smart Cas Trainers, Brown Trainers, Moccasins?, 2 pairs brown shoes cream shoes, 2 pairs black shoes, walking boots, 2 pairs sandals, 2 pairs flip-flops (and this is after my wife threw a load of them away!)

and 5 pairs of boots I need for work!! That’s 23 sets of footware:- not bad for a bloke eh!

Kera foehunter:

you have shoes boose and Moccasins wow your my long lost brother!!!