Admiral:
Written by: Admiral
Illustrated by: Raul “knightinflames” Gomes
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Da Luckee Stabba-Git
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta ride alone,
‘cos mates of his dey all went gone!
No wanta ‘im near back or neck,
ya alweyz had ta double-check!
Make sure he didna lurk behind,
got stabbed if ya were blind!
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta face a foe,
who didna die fer stick or bow!
Da big hat carped fer ‘em ta charge,
sum deemon ‘eavy as a barge!
An’ just not un but too an’ three,
da uvver gitz dey glared wiv glee!
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta lookit up,
as anuvver Khan lost his hickup!
Stabbin’ inta bloodee deemon hull,
Khan got handed back ‘iz skull!
Da deemons’ eyes dey did all burn,
an’ it’s stabba-git’s turn!
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta madly ride,
deemon choppas swingin’ wide!
Cacklin’ like sum mad git-goon,
got a stab an’ not a spoon!
Yet he waz still sum luckee git,
at deemon he did spit!
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta bloodee fight,
stabbin’ deemon in ‘iz sight!
An’ woolfie boy jumped rabid mad,
bitin’ frough dat armour-clad!
Da deemons beaten all ran home,
droolin’ blood an’ foam!
De-de-de-dere waz a git who waz a Khan,
once knifin’ dead sum damn orphan!
Da git went wild wiv stabba-spear,
an’ guttin’ anee who came near!
Sparin’ only woolfie boy,
fer stabbin’ waz ‘is joy!
Stabba-git he got ta boss it out,
stabbin’ anee who did shout!
Waz livin’ like sum big hat god,
frowin’ gitses in da mud!
Growin’ fat an’ warty scabbed,
until he got stabbed!
- Hobgoblin song[/align]
