Willmark:
The man turned 70 on March 10th, only because Chuck let it happen.
Also a little known fact: “Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won”.
Willmark:
The man turned 70 on March 10th, only because Chuck let it happen.
Also a little known fact: “Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won”.
Grimstonefire:
If there’s two things forums never seem to have enough of it’s Chuck Norris jokes and pirate V ninja debates.
I’ll try and find some good jokes later.
Pyro Stick:
Thorne:
Yes its true Chuck Norris walked into a bank one day the bank moved. Damn 70 years old he doesnt look like he got older than 40.
Willmark:
Nice one Pyro.
Thorne- that because Chuck doesn’t listen to time, time listens to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and saying “Bang”.
Hazkar:
Chuck Norris sleeps with light turned on,not because he´s afraid of darkness,darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey,he chews bees.
Chuck Norris can lift the chair he´s sitting on.
Grimstonefire:
Why have one joke when you can have 100? There’s some good ones in here:
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
A couple;
Chuck Norris doesn�?Tt eat. Rather he kicks ass until he�?Ts full.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don�?Tt be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. :hat
Willmark:
Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.
Henroth:
It is not important the years if Chuck Norris has, since Chuck Norris is immortal.
He was Chuck Norris who extinguished to the dinosaurs.
Willmark:
There is no evolution only animals Chick Norris allowed to live.
Hazkar:
Chuck Norrs doesn´t hunt,hunting includes the possibility of fail, he kills