[Archive] Happy Belated Birthday to... Chuck Norris!

Willmark:

The man turned 70 on March 10th, only because Chuck let it happen.

Also a little known fact: “Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won”.

Grimstonefire:

If there’s two things forums never seem to have enough of it’s Chuck Norris jokes and pirate V ninja debates.



I’ll try and find some good jokes later. :wink:

Pyro Stick:

Thorne:

Yes its true Chuck Norris walked into a bank one day the bank moved. Damn 70 years old he doesnt look like he got older than 40.

Willmark:

Nice one Pyro.

Thorne- that because Chuck doesn’t listen to time, time listens to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and saying “Bang”.

Hazkar:

Chuck Norris sleeps with light turned on,not because he´s afraid of darkness,darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey,he chews bees.

Chuck Norris can lift the chair he´s sitting on.

Grimstonefire:

Why have one joke when you can have 100?  There’s some good ones in here:

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

A couple;

Chuck Norris doesn�?Tt eat. Rather he kicks ass until he�?Ts full.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don�?Tt be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. :hat

Willmark:

Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.

Henroth:

It is not important the years if Chuck Norris has, since Chuck Norris is immortal.

He was Chuck Norris who extinguished to the dinosaurs.

Willmark:

There is no evolution only animals Chick Norris allowed to live.

Hazkar:

Chuck Norrs doesn´t hunt,hunting includes the possibility of fail, he kills