[Archive] Happy Belated Birthday to... Chuck Norris!


The man turned 70 on March 10th, only because Chuck let it happen.

Also a little known fact: “Chuck Norris once played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won”.


If there’s two things forums never seem to have enough of it’s Chuck Norris jokes and pirate V ninja debates.

I’ll try and find some good jokes later. :wink:

Pyro Stick:


Yes its true Chuck Norris walked into a bank one day the bank moved. Damn 70 years old he doesnt look like he got older than 40.


Nice one Pyro.

Thorne- that because Chuck doesn’t listen to time, time listens to Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy plane by pointing his finger at it and saying “Bang”.


Chuck Norris sleeps with light turned on,not because he´s afraid of darkness,darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey,he chews bees.

Chuck Norris can lift the chair he´s sitting on.


Why have one joke when you can have 100?  There’s some good ones in here:


A couple;

Chuck Norris doesn�?Tt eat. Rather he kicks ass until he�?Ts full.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don�?Tt be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. :hat


Chuck Norris can unscramble scrambled eggs.


It is not important the years if Chuck Norris has, since Chuck Norris is immortal.

He was Chuck Norris who extinguished to the dinosaurs.


There is no evolution only animals Chick Norris allowed to live.


Chuck Norrs doesn´t hunt,hunting includes the possibility of fail, he kills