Admiral:
Meat’s Feat
The year when lava fissures burnt eight thousand green slave feet.
one Cathayan slave found gems in a coal mine cleat.
Harried Li-Wan was enslaved at grand host’s crushing defeat,
he failed to run away since man was no athlete.
As befitted lowly slave hobgoblins did him brutally beat,
in the coal mine he survived on rotting vermin meat.
Glinting among blackest coal the gems did Li-Wan’s eyes greet,
cunningly he then the gems did hide away most neat.
Li-Wan knew overseers him for his find as dirt would treat,
so he thought to hierarchy outwit and cheat.
Prophet Drazhoath for inspections flew out from Ashstreet,
in coal mine he on Cinderbreath still had his seat.
Slaveman then crushed through the guards in a desperate feat,
Li-Wan did hope to placate the chaos dwarf elite.
Harried Li-Wan bowed and presented hands with gems so sweet,
hoping Drazhoath his wishes for a release would meet.
Grateful to the slave kneeling in Bale Taurus breath’s heat,
Prophet declared slaveman to be his next meal to eat.
- Chaos Dwarf children rhyme song