[Archive] Question: Why axes/hammers?

Kera foehunter:

But you can throw axes !!! spear and pointy sticks are for men and elves!!

people that don’t have the power to use axes or swords

Astranagant:

Halberds, spears, pole-axes, tridents, pikes, javelins. I could see these as being good chaos dwarf weapons.

dedwrekka
Can the CD's actually use these weapons, rule wise? I have a customer who wants his CD's to have spears and every time we talk about it, I think that there might be a problem, (rule wise) but I don't say anything.


Tarrakk Blackhand
No spears for the evil stunties by RAW, though I guess if they were short enough they could be "hand weapons".

As for me, for some reason I think that Immortals should be Halberdiers.

Swissdictator:

Halberds, spears, pole-axes, tridents, pikes, javelins. I could see these as being good chaos dwarf weapons.

dedwrekka
Can the CD's actually use these weapons, rule wise? I have a customer who wants his CD's to have spears and every time we talk about it, I think that there might be a problem, (rule wise) but I don't say anything.


Tarrakk Blackhand
I could easily see that, and I think that would be cool. However I see them as having the ability to pick what they want so they'd have a whole list of options they could choose making them very flexible.
No spears for the evil stunties by RAW, though I guess if they were short enough they could be "hand weapons".

As for me, for some reason I think that Immortals should be Halberdiers.


Astranagant

Tarrakk Blackhand:

Dumb thought…why isn’t there any Dwarf Saws? It’s a wood cutting tool.

Kera foehunter:

well that a good one mr t

maybe they don’t use them for war!!

dedwrekka:

But you can throw  axes !!!  spear and pointy sticks are for men and elves!!
people that don't have the power to use axes or swords

Kera foehunter
Unless it's balanced for the purpose, you can't throw an axe very well. You'd need a lot of skill or luck just to get close to a target within two yards of you.
Dumb thought....why isn't there any Dwarf Saws? It's a wood cutting tool.

Tarrakk Blackhand
It's a terrible weapon of war. First of all, a wood cutting saw would break it's teeth very quickly against any metal. Secondly, it's a very slow use item. You couldn't do more than scratch someone without taking several minutes and holding them still.
Chain saws are different, but would still break their teeth incredibly fast against an armored foe. Spraying the user and everyone else with sharp, hot, metal shards.

Tarrakk Blackhand:

Hmmm…but for torturing…VERY NICE! :smiley:

Kera foehunter:

well maybe you non slayer can’t thow an ax he he

Khan!:

But you can throw axes !!! spear and pointy sticks are for men and elves!!
people that don't have the power to use axes or swords

Kera foehunter
Unless it's balanced for the purpose, you can't throw an axe very well. You'd need a lot of skill or luck just to get close to a target within two yards of you.
Dumb thought....why isn't there any Dwarf Saws? It's a wood cutting tool.

Tarrakk Blackhand
It's a terrible weapon of war. First of all, a wood cutting saw would break it's teeth very quickly against any metal. Secondly, it's a very slow use item. You couldn't do more than scratch someone without taking several minutes and holding them still.
Chain saws are different, but would still break their teeth incredibly fast against an armored foe. Spraying the user and everyone else with sharp, hot, metal shards.


dedwrekka
Hm, this calls into question just how cool it really is to have chainsaw-swords in 40k. I've never really thought about it this way! Poh.

dedwrekka:

But you can throw  axes !!!  spear and pointy sticks are for men and elves!!
people that don't have the power to use axes or swords

Kera foehunter
Unless it's balanced for the purpose, you can't throw an axe very well. You'd need a lot of skill or luck just to get close to a target within two yards of you.
Dumb thought....why isn't there any Dwarf Saws? It's a wood cutting tool.

Tarrakk Blackhand
It's a terrible weapon of war. First of all, a wood cutting saw would break it's teeth very quickly against any metal. Secondly, it's a very slow use item. You couldn't do more than scratch someone without taking several minutes and holding them still.
Chain saws are different, but would still break their teeth incredibly fast against an armored foe. Spraying the user and everyone else with sharp, hot, metal shards.


dedwrekka
Hm, this calls into question just how cool it really is to have chainsaw-swords in 40k.  I've never really thought about it this way!  Poh.


Khan!
Well, there's other types of saws (more specifically saw blades), which is why I specified wood saws. There's saw blades made specifically for cutting wood, some for metal, and some for cutting both. However, a traditional Chainsaw weapon (One with a mechanism much like a chainsaw) would become clogged with soft materials like skin and tissue much like a chainsaw can get clogged with wood fibers. which get carried along with the teeth and lodge in the internal mechanisms.

For a future weapon I'd prefer a vibro-blade, which vibrates extremely fast. I've used metal etchers which work on similar principles and can write quickly in titanium like it's butter.
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On another note, I can see Chaos Dwarfs using a lot of demonic or steam weapons.

Swissdictator:

I could see the Chaos Dwarfs creating some contraption for the Hobgoblins to ride off into battle… something akin to the car in Army of Darkness… with spinning blades. A lot like the whirlwind, but with a bomb installed in it… be it normal or arcane in nature. That way the hobgoblins would impact an enemy unit and do some damage and then once they plowed into the unit a bit… BOOM.

Then again maybe that is just my megalomaniac tyrant speaking.

Kera foehunter:

Yea a chain sword would be cool !! just don’t forget the safety glasses

Border Reiver:

And the kevlar chaps

Tarrakk Blackhand:

Drop the Oldsmobile!

Border Reiver:

But what will I do with all the text books in the trunk?

Swissdictator:

But what will I do with all the text books in the trunk?

Border Reiver
Take them out before turning it into a weapon? :P

Though I've wondered why in the world did he have textbooks. Makes you wonder if he was going to go nuts one day.

Kera foehunter:

i take the text books to a old fashion book burning!!!