Grimstonefire:
Although there probably is a way we could check the number of slaves being given out to one another (incase it’s slowing down), I think every now and then it’s a good idea to just share the love and donate a slave to somebody you think deserves it. For those who aren’t aware what it is this may be interesting.
For our newer members there are several ways to generate slaves automatically through forum use, but also through the competitions we have and people donating them to you.
The size of your slave horde is located under each members avatar. So to donate one of your slaves to another member you just click on the Slaves number under their avatar.
The rest is easy then, decide how many you want to give and choose whether to give a reason.
With comic relief frenzy going on at the moment in the UK I think it would help us as a community to be charitable this week and donate at least a slave each to somebody. If you’re feeling particularly generous, why not give a few to several people! I’d keep the halfling slaves though, they’re good cooks. :cheers
If people want to copy and paste the reasons why they are giving a slave to someone here it would be a good way to publicly acknowledge why you think they’re just so awesome.
I for instance will pledge to give out 100 slaves this week, only one to each person. I’ll post here all the reasons for me giving them.
WhyNotCrashDifferently?:
The first person to post a joke in this thread that makes me smile can have my mighty accumulation of slaves, because alongside post counts, join dates, and titles, forum reputation has always seemed silly and irrelevant to me.
Good jokes, however, are hard to come by.
Willmark:
It should also be pointed out there is no need to donate them to the Staff; we have an unlimited number of them.
Swissdictator:
I gave DeathFromAbove187 5 slaves for joining. Ironically I have 187 before I send him 5. He’s a fellow gamer that I invited to the site (though I think he had heard of it) at a tournament yesterday.
Grimstonefire:
My first wave of slaves have broken free!?!?! Aaarrghhh
1,2 Loki: For your cool avatar dwarf conversion
3 Two_heads_talking: For an interesting avatar, i’d be curious to see a bigger picture of.
4 Ancient History: For being very active in the tactics section.
5 Godbob: A slave to feed your armoured dog 
6 AGPO: A slave to clean your boar centaurs mess up.
7 Kera: For being Kera! A pal as well.
8 Ubertechie: For very good posting generally, and your chaos armies
9 Warh: A slave for your evil hobbo to have fun with!
10 Tarrakk Blackhand: For having a great attitude and your GH entry
11 Golden Hat: For allowing me the honour of having a medal in your likeness.
BilboBaggins:
The first person to post a joke in this thread that makes me smile can have my mighty accumulation of slaves, because alongside post counts, join dates, and titles, forum reputation has always seemed silly and irrelevant to me.
Good jokes, however, are hard to come by.
WhyNotCrashDifferently?
I'll try, but I usually dn't succede at jokes.
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Two drunks were having a a heated discussion about many things in a bar at the top of a skyscraper with a great view of the city. Soon the discussion turned to tall buildings.
Drunk 1: You know with all these towering buildings there are such strong updrafts that if you fall you'll not hit the ground.
Drunk 2: I don't believe it, gravity will win.
Drunk 1: Of course it's true and I'll bet you 50 bucks it's true.
Drunk 2: I don't want you commiting suicide.
Drunk 1: I'll leave the money with the bartender as long as you do also.
Drunk 2: OK, you're on.
They both hand $50 to the bartender to hold and Drunk 1 runs to the balcony and leaps off.
Drunk 2 runs over to see him falling and then his decent slows and stops. Soon he starts to rise to the level of the balcony.
Drunk 2: That is amazing.
Drunk 2 then decides to try it himself. He runs and jumps off the balcony. He falls and falls and goes splat on the pavement below.
Bartender: You are one mean drunk Superman.
Swissdictator:
A private had been drafted at the start of WWII. He was in line getting his equipment when the guy in front of him got the last rifle. The Sergeant told the private to point this broom stick at the Germans and shot bang and they’d drop dead.
“Are you sure Sarge?”
"Trust me private!"
Again as the bayonets are being issued the guy in front of him gets the last bayonet. The Sergeant tells him to tie a rope to his broom stick and say “STAB STAB” when a german gets close and they’ll be dispatched.
“Are you sure Sarge?”
"Trust me Private!"
So the private is fighting up the Blood Boot when he sees a german and he points the stick and shouts BANG BAND, and sure enough the Axis soldier is killed.
Further up the road he is taken by surprise by a hostile soldier and goes “Stab stab” and sure enough the axis soldier is slain.
Later he sees a fat German running at full speed. He shouts “Bang bang” and the German keeps coming… as the Germanis almost on top of him he goes “stab stab” but the German runs over him, and the last thing the Private hears is the German going “tank tank tank tank”
Kera foehunter:
wow!! share the love and st.patrick day and the first day of spring this week!!! im going to be drunk and green all this week!!
Ubertechie:
Kera
Aren’t most people usualy green after drinking some of your rum …
Kera foehunter:
those who lived after drinking it are
Canix:
those who lived after drinking it are
Kera foehunter
Look what it did to my missus ;)
Hazkar:
a love week?
that seems pretty strange on a chaos dwarf forum…but ok everyone needs love from time to time,also little,evil,beardy,slave capturing,hashut praising,deamon binding big hats
LOVE TO ALL OF YOU
hazkar hugs the whole comunity(he has pretty long arms)
GRNDL:
I gave 20 slaves to GRNDL, just because.
Ok, my bits done.
PS: Ok, maybe I didn’t, but I would have if the system had let me!!
Ubertechie:
those who lived after drinking it are
Kera foehunter
Look what it did to my missus ;)
Canix
Isnt that the witch (or the little old lady) from churlton and the wheelies ?
Kera foehunter:
so where the love grndl ???
Grimstonefire:
As GRNDL could not give himself more slaves I gave him one
12 GRNDL: For being the only person to make orange beards look good!
Ubertechie:
To ancienthistory for tireless work on the WIKI and for keeping it as an open area where we can all contribute
BilboBaggins:
To Kera Foehunter for being the fair lady of Chaos Dwarfs Online.
WhyNotCrashDifferently?:
A private had been drafted at the start of WWII. He was in line getting his equipment when the guy in front of him got the last rifle. The Sergeant told the private to point this broom stick at the Germans and shot bang and they'd drop dead.
"Are you sure Sarge?"
"Trust me private!"
Again as the bayonets are being issued the guy in front of him gets the last bayonet. The Sergeant tells him to tie a rope to his broom stick and say "STAB STAB" when a german gets close and they'll be dispatched.
"Are you sure Sarge?"
"Trust me Private!"
So the private is fighting up the Blood Boot when he sees a german and he points the stick and shouts BANG BAND, and sure enough the Axis soldier is killed.
Further up the road he is taken by surprise by a hostile soldier and goes "Stab stab" and sure enough the axis soldier is slain.
Later he sees a fat German running at full speed. He shouts "Bang bang" and the German keeps coming... as the Germanis almost on top of him he goes "stab stab" but the German runs over him, and the last thing the Private hears is the German going "tank tank tank tank"
Swissdictator
Alright, in fairness it did make me chuckle thinking about it a few hours after the fact. I knew a German guy for a few years whom I spoke to often through voip and I couldn't not picture him yelling "tank tank tank" and being fat.
You win.