[Archive] The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord


Considering my avatar I figured this was appropriate.

(Note this has been around for ages, but still waaay funny). MMMWWWWAhahaha!

Peter's Evil Overlord List

Kera foehunter:

i like 44 its so true


Personally, I would execute all tall people.


does 6’ count as tall? Nervously looks around to either side They really should add to the list “Never trust Piers Morgan”


just blow up the world and you don’t have any problems left


75 : I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
Is that hobbyism? :)

Kera foehunter:

I would take the warning off the shampoo bottel That said : external use only.

Hashut’s Blessing:

I entirely concur with 85! Why waste time with useless necessities when you can just do the freakin’ thing?


I saw that a while back and have been looking for it ever since thanks.


happy to help :cheers