[Archive] The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

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Willmark:

Considering my avatar I figured this was appropriate.

(Note this has been around for ages, but still waaay funny). MMMWWWWAhahaha!

Peter's Evil Overlord List

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Kera foehunter:

i like 44 its so true

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wallacer:

Personally, I would execute all tall people.

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AGPO:

does 6’ count as tall? Nervously looks around to either side They really should add to the list “Never trust Piers Morgan”

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furrie:

just blow up the world and you don’t have any problems left

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Repone:

75 : I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
Is that hobbyism? :)
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Kera foehunter:

I would take the warning off the shampoo bottel That said : external use only.

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Hashut’s Blessing:

I entirely concur with 85! Why waste time with useless necessities when you can just do the freakin’ thing?

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51la5:

I saw that a while back and have been looking for it ever since thanks.

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Willmark:

happy to help :cheers