[Archive] The Twelve Days of Hashutmas

Dînadan:

On the First Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

A Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Second Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Third Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Fourth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Fifth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Sixth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Seventh Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Eighth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Ninth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,

Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Tenth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Ten Daemons bound,

Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,

Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Elventh Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Eleven Elves prancing,

Ten Daemons bound,

Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,

Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

On the Twelfth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

Twelve Dragons-a-sleeping,

Eleven Elves prancing,

Ten Daemons bound,

Nine Gnoblars-a-swiping,

Eight dwarfs-a-drinking,

Seven Skaven-a-sneaking,

Six Slayers-a-slaying,

Five Magic Rings!

Four Shouting Orcs,

Three Bretonian Knights,

Two Demigryphs,

And a Birdman of Catrazza in a Tree Kin.

Mivrash Faz:

Eleven elves prancing:cheers Good one.

Admiral:

Haha, nice! It reminds me of Blizzard’s Starcraft variant. :slight_smile:

Dînadan:

@ Mivrash Faz: well that is all they’re good for ;p

@ Admiral: never heard it lol

MadHatter:

Merry Hashutmas :hat off

Dînadan:

Merry Hashutmas :hat off

MadHatter
And don't forget the day after Hashutmas Day - Flogging Day!; the day when you flog all those slaves that did subpar work on Hashutmas Day ;)

Dînadan:

Giving a bump 'cause it’s that time of year again :wink:

Abecedar:

On the Twelfth Day of Hashutmas my Overlord gave to me…

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Eight dwarfs-a-whinging,

Seven Skaven-a-squeaking,

Six Slayers-a-sobbing,

Five Magic Beers!

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Three Knights saying “NI”,

sometimes words change whilst drinking