Admiral:
Twelve Little Hobgoblins
Twelve little Hobgoblins saw a comet in heaven,
one of them got flattened and then there were eleven.
Eleven little Hobgoblins shared on a hen,
one swallowed his knife and then there were ten.
Ten little Hobgoblins started to whine,
master dropped one in furnace and then there were nine.
Nine little Hobgoblins formed their own state,
there was a coup in the palace and then there were eight.
Eight little Hobgoblins diced at eleven,
one choked on the dice and then there were seven.
Seven little Hobgoblins found a pile of bricks,
they stoned one to death and then there were six.
Six little Hobgoblins started to connive,
one didn’t watch his back and then there were five.
Five little Hobgoblins walked at the shore,
one pulled a dagger and then there were four.
Four little Hobgoblins splashed in the sea,
up came a Merwyrm and then there were three.
Three little Hobgoblins went to a loo,
one drowned another and then there were two.
Two little Hobgoblins sat in the sun,
down came an eagle and then there were one.
One little Hobgoblin juggled knife all alone,
it cut his own throat and then there were none.
- Chaos Dwarf children rhyme song
