@ Cornix - At times like this, I'm glad I'm Canadian. We understand BOTH the English and American terms for things...like Metric AND Imperial measures, and we understand that a "Hood" and a "Bonnet" are the same things...Spanner and Wrench...Bobby and Police Man....etc.
But here's one for you....What's a "Muckluck"?
eskimo boot? but it's bastardized ;P
you could also mean "nothing" though
OR, and this one is way better, a word that sounds dirty but isn't (and it's better because krusty the clown used it haha)
Sucks, had a minor knock while driving my wife to work, as the company told her if she didn’t turn up she wouldn’t get paid, we can’t afford to loose £65 from her wages over the xmas period so I pushed on an scraped another car.