[Archive] What do Chaos Dwaves Eat?


After seeing the flora and fauna thread… i was wondering what do CDs do for food… It seems that the land is unsuitable for farming… and CDs don’t seem like the type for taking part in a food trade…


I’ve always though of CDs as willing to trade anything for anything. Trading for food would just be one necessity that the passing caravans would do well to exploit.

“We’ll give you this deamon weapon for some fruit…and slaves”

“We’ll give you this fruit for some grain…and slaves”

"We"ll give you this grain for that deamon weapon…and slaves"

In the end, it only matters that they came ahead in slaves. Delicious, delicious slaves.


They eat Chaos Dwarf food…

Kera foehunter:

they eat pizza and Chinese food and a fine red wine and a Cuban cigar

where not savages you know



Which is probably not that far off actually.

Kera foehunter:


squirrels possum and mice


I say Hobgoblins. They feed the Elf slaves to the Hobgoblins.


Chaos Dwarf gastronomy…

Well, CD’s can eat :

- Stew of Great Snails.

- Roast of Mountain Goat.

- Stew of Mushrooms.

- Fish Abysmal fried.

- Bread made with flour of bones bushed.

- Beer ( lots lots Beer ). :cheers

- Worms fried.

- Pork fat of Ogre.

- Tail of skavens to the Barbecued.

:hat off


They only drink beer - all kinds of beer! :cheers


Kera foehunter:

i think there found of the international house of pancakes!!


I wonder if Starbucks reached Chaos Dwarfs waste lands…


good ole fish n chips


They probably just grow the same stuff the normal dwarfs too eat. And trade it for beer.:cheers


I wonder if Starbucks reached Chaos Dwarfs waste lands......

Isn't that where they originated?

Selling pitch-black steaming liquid for sky high prices served by slaves?

Kera foehunter:

ice cream and freeze pops because everyone know chaos dwarfs are cool !!


They have hobgoblins to serve them so they eat food cooked by hobgoblins.

As it is made by hobgob it must be horribly bad, which explain why they’re evil. You don’t wanna be nice to people when you eat disgusting food all the time ! :hat

Kera foehunter:

probably salty pork !! and cabbage


They probably just grow the same stuff the normal dwarfs too eat. And trade it for beer.:cheers

As I recall the dwarfs drove livestock and had some tillable lands.
probably salty pork !!  and cabbage

Kera foehunter
Enough of that will drive you crazy, which explains pirates.

Kera foehunter:

well i beat they like smores unless it get into there beards !!

but that would be funny to watch


they are little overweight guys,so i think they just eat fastfood all the time

i heared there are a lot of burger king,kfc,wendys and pizza hut in the dark lands