Thank you so much for all the votes! Bronze was very unexpected, since it was just a quick and shoddy doodle. We had so many great entries this time! Really fun competition.
@Oxymandias: You can use my all artwork and writings all you like whenever you feel like it. 
@ATOM sends his regards and permission to use it as well.
@a20t43c is a great comedian artist. You can all find his gallery here on Deviantart.
The fable that goes along with my giant stomp doodle can be found here.