Howdy folks! @Oxymandias over on Discord got it into his head to write up a statline with special rules for himself. I hopped on the bandwagon, and we hope you too will do so with tongue in cheek (make stat for whatever wargame you prefer). Let loose your self-deprecating humour! So here goes:
Cost: 13 points
Troop Type: Core, Infantry (small)
Special Rules: Stubborn, Stupid, Hatred: Housework, Bureaucracy. Fear: Dogs. Flammable
Special Rule: Sculpting While in Car. May not attack in the opponent’s turn after marching.
Special Rule: Skis. Can only ski downslope. Double the movement allowance to 6 inches when going downhill. Roll a D6 if skiing downhill: On a 1, the unit falls over after 3" and take a S2 wound with no saves of any kind allowed. When charging downhill, gain x3 charge range (i.e. 9 inches).
Special Rule: Yodel of Doom: Counts as a magical instrument and costs an extra 25 points. When charging downhill, gain Frenzy.
Special Rule: Like A Boot From A Clear Sky. Toughness is reduced to 0 against attack type Flying Footwear (including Foot of Gork).
Special Rule: Slave. May use the leadership of any nearby unit within 6".
Special Rule: Dumb Luck. The unit have Ward Save 6+
Save: None. May purchase Computer Chassi & Car Rubber Mat Armour With Broom On A Motorcycle Helmet & Thin Plate Shield for 10 points to gain SV 5+ (hand weapon and shield)