So, I’m always keen for a decent joke, but am nearly fresh out of Chorf jokes. I said nearly… I know an old one that some might not have heard before:
Why do Sneaky Git musicians carry a fish? So they can be quiet and still play the scales…
(Originally, I heard this as a Skaven joke, but thought it could fit here too. I saw just now, I wasn’t the only one… it’s in an old post here on the forums!!!)
So, time for new jokes… Your turn! 
An Empire general, a High Elf prince, and a Chaos Dwarf Sorcerer-Prophet are captured by an Ogre warlord.
The Ogre says, “I’m going to eat you all, but you each get one last wish—and whatever you ask for, I’ll also give to your enemy twice over.”
The Elf says, “Give me a glass of 200-year-old Elven wine!” The Ogre gives it to him, and gives the Chaos Dwarf two glasses.
The Imperial says, “Give me a plate of warm Sigmarite sausage!” The Ogre gives it to him, and gives the Chaos Dwarf two plates.
The Sorcerer-Prophet thinks for a moment, smiles, and says, “Beat me half to death with a club.”