[Archive] Chaos Dwarf Navy

minty:

oy, I’m an elf, and i can work better and longer that any dwarf

<5 minutes later>

my arms hurt and I’m tired, can i go home now

AGPO:

Be more entertaining if they were alive though…

Tallhat:

They are when the Sorcerors sacrifice the slaves to Lord Hashut. ITs a win-win situation :slight_smile: Make Lord Hashut happy and power our ships :slight_smile:

- Tallhat

Kera foehunter:

i dont think an elf could work for even 5 min.

Tallhat:

Ah, but it is no mere elf! It is a forest creature made of wood :slight_smile:

- Tallhat

Hammerhand:

Underground Canals - much easier/faster without Health and Safety!

Chaos Dwarf Sailors - Look the same, no hats tho (would get blown off in the sea breeze).

Slave powered boats - burn coal, dryads, trolls alive dead or somewhere in between (don’t sleep by the furnace!!), and when they’ve ran out, slowest slave is toast!

Kera foehunter:

Tallhat is that why they call them wood elfs??

Tallhat:

Yeah. The forest spirits are called Dryads. Most insane core choice I have ever seen.

- Tallhat

Willmark:

The entire woody list is insane.

minty:

not realy, drayads are powerfull combat skirmhers but they can’t stand up against static combat res without help

also, drayds don’t always have physical froms and aren’t actualy made of wood, for that you want treekin

I’d alays thought CD ships would be powered by an army of slaves on hamster wheels thoguh:hat off

Canix:

What my termie alter lord with Gw,la,enc shd,BOL,arcane bodkins and amerthine brooch.Move 9,int9,5xno armour save shots/rd.5xstr6 ws7,4+save 3+ward.

Insane better not say it while hes in earshot:D

Swarms of hobbos anyone?

Tallhat:

The entire woody list is insane.

Willmark
I happily agree.

- Tallhat

AGPO:

Yeah one my 4th ed wood elves are painted up again to a decent standard I’m so using them as my tournament army. The whole list looks such fun to play!

Tallhat:

The list is way cheesy. Its almost as bad as the Dwarfs.

- Tallhat

Canix:

All new rules army books get a good garnishing of cheese so the flock rush to buy new models :sick baa baa

Cynical marketing ploy that we all unwillingly agree by proxy to:o

:hashuthasut would be proud;)

Tallhat:

I never have and never will proxy. I only play the armies that I really like and know I will enjoy for their fluff. I am a Fluff-Man all the way.

- Tallhat

Kera foehunter:

wardancer are the brooms of the forest.

ha ha

Pyro Stick:

Chaos Dwarf navy too Wood Elf Wardancers. Wow. I blame this on you Tall Hat!!

Canix:

I never have and never will proxy. I only play the armies that I really like and know I will enjoy for their fluff. I am a Fluff-Man all the way.

��- Tallhat

Tallhat
I mean we agree to the GW prices/marketiing by proxy by playing the game:D
With so much fluff do you store the excess in your hat to stop it going floppy:D

AGPO:

Chaos Dwarf navy too Wood Elf Wardancers. Wow. I blame this on you Tall Hat!!

Pyro Stick
The off topic clann reigns supreme!