Glasses? I drinks from cake! Which means my response is the same as Sojourn’s
Kera, tme for an ingestion off! devours Kera whole and le’s her drink him at a rate that he may replenish himself Now Kera and HB are one! Will HB meld with all members?
Warplock actually found out the meaning of the name AGPO through excruiating torture…he smothered AGPOs face with choclolate gateux…and let HB off his chain… he confessed soon enough…
(i do actually know what AGPO stands for…but im not gonna tellz youz lot…iv been sworn to secrecy :P)
When the day finally comes, and Willmark’s daughter looses her virginity…Willmark will go out and take it back.
Instead of umberellas in his cocktails, Warplock has live bears chained to stakes.
And on the 8th day, the Lord made ‘cake’, a delicious new substance unknown to Adam and Eve. However, due to the folly of Men, cake was made in mass proportion, soon, all of Eden was a mess of flour and glace cherries. The Lord was displeased with this, so he created ‘Hashut’s Blessing’ and the cake was no more. With no cake, and Adam and Eve too p*ssed off to make any more, HB hungered for another sweet contectionary. He proceded to use the Serpent as a lassoo to grab an apple from the Tree of (insert proper name here). God was fuming, he gathered Adam, Eve and HB in a line, and demanded to know who had committed this most henious of sins. Of course, both being men, Adam and HB blamed Eve, and she got the full blame. All three were banished from Eden, all receiving thier punishments. HB, was cursed with the ever lasting hunger for ‘cake’, and has wandered through the mists of time, searching for the sweet confectionary he craveth so. So listen up Children…if you ever loose that last Jaffa Cake, or somebody unexpectantly takes your last peice of Birthday cake, you know know who to blame…
two_heads_talking can mathamatically prove that two wrongs make a right with a remainder of the Batman symbol.
HB tries to disprove THT by stating it is in fact 3 lefts that make a right and in the cnfusion, THT throws up his remainder, which turns out to be the design of a cake at some point in time and I feast away.
THT may have two mouths, but neither functions for ingestion and gave his stomach to work for HB.
HB has 56.5 stomachs, all designed for cake digestion, except one which was “acquired” from THT and one which was designed for Kera holding, but she split it. Fortunately, it half works still.
ROFLMAOcopter111 was Chairman Mao’s Answer to airforce 1 Unfortanely it was captured by kera who sold it on arBay which is the pirate eqivalent of Ebay. Infamous Bristolian pirate Edward Teach bought it for £0.56 and then left negative feedback because that is the pirate way. In return, Kera told the Royal navy where Teach was sailing. They found him and that is how Blackbeard died