Willmark:
Or Chuck Norris?!
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Border Reiver:
Where does the Border Reiver with his steil bonnet and lang spear fall?
And the proper last question should include Capt Reisman - Chuck wishes he was that cool.
dedwrekka:
Chuck Noris is over-rated. Now Bruce Lee, there’s a man who could live up to his hype.
BilboBaggins:
Never underestimate Liam Neeson
Gundini:
OR you could be a pirate by day Ninja by night
Joshmohr:
Indeed so…
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Grimstonefire:
That is a tough choice, ninjas would normally get my vote, but I had to succumb to the awesome might of Chuck.
Loki:
Chuck all the way
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Perturabo:
Never underestimate Liam NeesonIndeed. Ignore Neeson at your peril.
BilboBaggins
Question: Are the ninjas also doctors? Because that makes a world of difference.
Baggronor:
What about zombies? I can’t believe they’ve been left out 
Filipicusius:
HEATHENS! You know the true answer! Yarr!
snowblizz:
Since it is a public poll… Pirates all the way.
Ninjas don’t got lusty wenches after all. And I’m not touching that Norris guy with a long pole.
Willmark:
I’m thinking chuck pwns, twice on Saturdays; thrice on Sundays
Filipicusius:
There is no such thing as a sunday…
Swissdictator:
Zombie Ninja Pirate Midgets riding Unicycles with Chuck Norris Launchers…
BilboBaggins:
Then defeated by Liam Neeson. 
TwilightCo:
I guess we will need to tune into SPIKE for next seasons installment of Deadliest Warrior. Because as it sits now, Ninjas cant beat Spartans and Knights cant beat Pirates.
Its not my fault, I just watch and chuckle.
Although I must admit that seeing an actual blunderbuss in action was cool.
jolpis:
heey why dontcha put bruce lee up he can kick the as out of chuck norris anyday!
Filipicusius:
Nah, he’s asian…
Asian stuff is cool, it’s just not awesome.
BilboBaggins:
I should have said David Carradine, unfortunely he died today.