Once again, the unholy tide of gray plastic threatens to engulf my hobby desk. Unprimed, unpainted, and unapologetic, these shameful figures taunt me with their soulless monotony. But no longer! In 2025, I shall take up my brush and wage a full-scale war against the forces of the unpainted—armed with primer, paints, and far too many puns. At least… that is the plan.
I will thin my paints, not my resolve. Highlights will shine brighter than my hope of avoiding new purchases. Each layer of paint will be a step closer to victory. The wash of despair shall be countered with the drybrush of determination.
No model shall escape the brush; no base shall go unflocked. The gray tide may rise, but this year, it’s getting primed for defeat. My brush is ready, my palette is loaded, and my memes are strong. The war begins now—let’s make this year a masterpiece!"
To my fellow warriors in the Battle Against the Gray: may your colors be vibrant, your motivation unwavering, and your primer evenly applied.