Swissdictator:
If everything I say is a lie consider the following statement: I am telling a lie right now.
Having caused several heads to explode, I shall now tell the truth…
Warplock may be extinct, but now being a petroleum product can still fuel rage for Swiss’s Dark Elves.
Kera foehunter:
New fact swissdictator!! he a pygmy elf with a passion to be a story teller!!
i found him a drift off of lustria
NOW I KNOW WHY THEY PUT HIM TO DRIFT
im so sorry guys
Kera plots how to put swissdictator back a drift
Swissdictator:
puts Kera adrift in lake Mendota
Well I did travel through your town the other day…
Kera lives in a small town, so small most of my classrooms had more people ducks
WarplockMonkey:
Warplock may be extinct, but now being a petroleum product can still fuel rage for Swiss's Dark Elves.You mean the rage like 'Oooh, i justht CANT find the right sthade robe to compliment my booths, my persthonal man-sthlave is going to be FLAYED for thisth!' *jumps up and down in dainty rath'
swissdictator
Swissdictator:
LOL!
Now that Warplock has found an excuse for me to execute my male ‘sorceress’ he’ll need all the help he can get!
WarplockMonkey and Swissdictator have been dueling so much, Kera has snuck up on them as she is the Ninja Zombie Pirate Midget!
Kera foehunter:
it wasn’t hard to sneek up on you two . Your bellowing like two bull ogre !!! *note for swiss being winter ,you cant exile some one on a frozen lake!! they can just walk off
im not a zombi i just have realiy dry skin
Kera puts leg irons on both of them! so they are lock together!
Willmark:
For some strange reason Kera only buys her clothes at K-mart.
Filipicusius:
Tzeentch is a member of CDO, under cover of course, you’ll have to find out who!
Kera foehunter:
pyro found out that he is not the only one!!!
Fallen246:
Fixed for truth
Tzeentch is actually a few different members of CDO, under cover of course, you'll have to find out who!
Filipicusius
Kera foehunter:
auretious and hb are twins we had to splint them at birth to keep willmark from knowing
Filipicusius:
@Fallen: Hiss! You’ll never find out who!
Kera foehunter:
who are they, just read there t- shirt willmark made them
there the ones that say i love T-zeentch
Swissdictator:
Swissdictator infected the Tzeentch worshippers with Nurgle’s rot… so look for the horn on them…
Fallen246:
Filipicusius fixed the nurgle’s rot by asking the changer of ways to… well change the way of Nurgle’s rot.
Now they have flowers growing from their foreheads.
Kera foehunter:
Willmark:
Sojourn is allergic to pizza.
Kera uses white out on her monitor to correct her mistakes.
Kera foehunter:
Willmark was frozen in carbonite !!!and his Gardener took over his spot here!!
Sojourn:
lmao; this is by far my favourite post to date.
fact: I don’t buy my shoes at Walmart (you’re lucky I like you Willmark, ‘cause I swear, dem be fightin’ words); I’m Canadian, it’s Zellers 
fact: I don’t drink glasses of alcohol (it’s only buckets)
fact: asheira, you’re awesome. lol
omg, this is toooooo good. 
<3 love you guys.
Swissdictator:
Willmark went to the dark side not because they had cookies, but because he wanted to put a tank on hydraulics now imagines an M1A2 Abrams or M4 Sherman doing funny moves on the battlefield