Sojourn is the reason chair throwing was not allowed in the Olympics. When the sport became popular she was in her mid-teens and had made Til Lindemann feel like he wasn’t athletic. Now when he needs to have rage in his vocals, he thinks of her. For fear of Lindemann turning into an unstoppable force of rage, they banned the sport for fear of Sojourn being world renown.
When the sport became popular she was in her mid-teens and had made Til Lindemann feel like he wasn't athletic.
swissdictator
Til Lindeman? Not athletic? PAH, dont be so absurd, we ALL know he is in the peak of physicial condition ;)
When Hashut's Blessing entered the National Cake Eating competition, every Wood Elf in a 500 mile radius instantly became pregnant. Both male and female 9 months later gave birth to a chocolate gateux decorated with glace cherries.
Kera Foehunter has Edward Teach as her foot massager.
If Sojourn and The Fonz were to ever high five, the sheer awsomeness would bring about another ice age.
The reason why Wally/Waldo is hiding? zorn sabretooth.
Warplock monkey is a 48 year old man that live up in his mom’s attic, with duct tape on his glass and eat grilled cheese and drinks tang Sojourn back!!! until there a big sale happening!! PLEASE!!! TAKE ME NEXT TIME
Kera once ransacked and plundered sesame street because the letter of the day was R; she also won a drinking contest against the once happy Oscar (now he is grumpy with a scratchy voice, and a worm for a best friend).
The entirety of CDO is unable to tell facts of myself without mentioning at least one other member. This is because I am bound to the website as its daemonic entity. The other member is as a cover up so I can pretend to hate daemonbinding CDs.
Sojourn, Kera and I can clear any shopping centre of all useful assests. These are foods, nonfoods to pulp into cake, rum, alcohol, loot and shoes!
Theory_Man only works in practice.
Willmark doesn;t understand the concept of the Dark Side and is so colourblind, he believes himself to be Luke Skywalker.
Godbob flew to the moon once, but missed and ended up in Morrslieb, despite its fictional nature.
WarplockMonkey is actually an emu.
zorn thinks himself Malal and seeks to destroy all communism using a communist army.
swissdictator is a German democrat.
Sojourn’s shoesense is blocked by only one thing. Cake. She follws HB to find those shoes, but often has to dive into his gullet to get them out.
(Never trust a woman scorned. FEAR a woman corned from lack of shoes ;))
I get dizzy reading these. I can’t imagine the chaos that would occur if all of the members got together…
Kera would bring several tankers of Captain Morgan Sojourn would bring several extra pair of glass slippers to take home left overs HB would bake a pumpkin pie (poor cake substitute) with two-head talking second head Willmark would try to convert Swiss Dictator to the dark side only to find out that he is his father (and that he has a rich voice). Xander would come, but he would be paranoid of the red dot following him around and would use Theory_Man’s shinny metal attire to confuse the the dot. Godbob will reveal that his Jolly Rogers refers to the pirate chest of dog toys that he won from playing anti games of warhammer. Filipicusius will have a few too many after finishing off one of the tankers and will spill the beans about who Tzennetch is on the forums and reveal himself to be Malal. Warplock will produce a disco ball and lights of the legendary blunderbuss he gambled his life with.
With the all of chaos flurrying about i will be busy with a video camera trying to collect information that I can use to blackmail slaves from CDO members.
O yes, and Tommy H will get the lights because he will be the DD. Meanwhile Grim will be painting his army in an undisclosed location.
Filipiscusius once was a customs manager at an airline, but he was sacked after he used the Iron Madien on an elderly passenger when she refused to let him search her handbag.
Kera once tried to overtake a luxury cruiseliner in a pedalboat, armed only with a sharp stick and angry curses. The Captain was made to walk the plank at dawn…
One night, Warplock and Swiss threw away thier differences, and united into one ultimate force. This spectacular duo, known as the A-Team, single handedly won the Second World War. The only witness of this awesome feat was a small Albanian girl, and as a result of the sheer awesom emmitted by the act, was transformed into Chuck Norris.
Everyone has a skeleton in thier closet. Hashut’s Blessing has 7,894, all of them bakers.
